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    Love Island - Winter 2020

    It's the show for everyone! Whether you're an idiot taking it seriously, an old pervert leching at twenty-something women in high-cut bikinis or an angry reactionary who is morally outraged at the dross on terrestial television nowadays then you can't have missed the build-up to the new series of Love Island which starts this Sunday - mainly because Caroline Flack has been canned for allegedly beating up her boyfriend with a bedside lamp.

    If you're a hater, here's some quotes from last year's thread so you can feel satisfied that you don't really need to comment here or at the very least, don't repeat yourself:
    "While there is breath in my body I will not be bringing myself to watch this absolute shite."
    "I’d sooner undergo a prostate exam than spare any precious time on that pap."
    "I was going to watch it but decided pushing angry wasps up my arse would be a better way to spend the hour"
    "Never seen it, never intend to, don’t watch any ‘reality’ tv shows. Too many vacuous people talking rubbish."
    "I'd sooner spend a nightshift at work, unpaid, than watch love island."
    "I would rather stick pins in both eyes.........."
    "how many contestant's have got to top themselves before they take it off the air"
    "Had the misfortune to catch a snip of this as the OH was watching it last night. Painful. Just painful."

    Anyway, there's a load of vain bimbos hoping to get on the z-list celebrity road to stardom and the usual crop of look-a-like vacuous gym-freak bellends to look forward to. There's twins this year too which could be interesting: Eve and Jess are "VIP hostesses" (I'm assuming this is a person who gets their arse felt all night by coked-up stockbrokers) from London.

    Who else is watching? Can't wait!

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    Not me, that list says it all 😁

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    Another program pandering to the hard of thinking.
    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

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    I`m a hater.

    The people on there all fit the same vein social desperado wannabe mould.

    Even a moron can see they are there for a payday to fund a life of holidays and vanity.

    Rant over

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    I'm a fan although it does pain me that by watching I am supporting the largely mindless people that crave reality TV star dom. Glued to love island in the summer, not sure I can bring myself to watch the winter addition. Feel I would be sacrificng too much of my year to love island. haha. Lets see if I can resist temptaion!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by number2 View Post
    Another program pandering to the hard of thinking.
    Good, good. Now pop off back to the Bear Pit to continue your battle of minds with Andyg while us hard-of-thinking enjoy Love Island.

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    Well that's a disappointment, I thought you were going to tell us that you had been selected to be on the next season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    Good, good. Now pop off back to the Bear Pit to continue your battle of minds with Andyg while us hard-of-thinking enjoy Love Island.
    No worries, enjoy your entertainment.
    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonK View Post
    Well that's a disappointment, I thought you were going to tell us that you had been selected to be on the next season.
    I would have loved to have told you that but no matter how many times I've tried, unfortunately my arse doesn't look quite good enough in high-cut bikini.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    It's the show for everyone! Whether you're an idiot taking it seriously, an old pervert leching at twenty-something women in high-cut bikinis or an angry reactionary who is morally outraged at the dross on terrestial television nowadays then you can't have missed the build-up to the new series of Love Island which starts this Sunday - mainly because Caroline Flack has been canned for allegedly beating up her boyfriend with a bedside lamp.

    If you're a hater, here's some quotes from last year's thread so you can feel satisfied that you don't really need to comment here or at the very least, don't repeat yourself:
    "While there is breath in my body I will not be bringing myself to watch this absolute shite."
    "I’d sooner undergo a prostate exam than spare any precious time on that pap."
    "I was going to watch it but decided pushing angry wasps up my arse would be a better way to spend the hour"
    "Never seen it, never intend to, don’t watch any ‘reality’ tv shows. Too many vacuous people talking rubbish."
    "I'd sooner spend a nightshift at work, unpaid, than watch love island."
    "I would rather stick pins in both eyes.........."
    "how many contestant's have got to top themselves before they take it off the air"
    "Had the misfortune to catch a snip of this as the OH was watching it last night. Painful. Just painful."

    Anyway, there's a load of vain bimbos hoping to get on the z-list celebrity road to stardom and the usual crop of look-a-like vacuous gym-freak bellends to look forward to. There's twins this year too which could be interesting: Eve and Jess are "VIP hostesses" (I'm assuming this is a person who gets their arse felt all night by coked-up stockbrokers) from London.

    Who else is watching? Can't wait!

    Now this is one thread I never thought I would seen on TZUK.

    Sir, I salute you!

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    I watched the whole of the Summer season so I could converse with my daughter and wife on some sort of level.
    Total bullshit of course but sometimes you just take one for the team.

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    I would sooner stick pins in my eyes. TV in its lowest form

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    I'll not be watching it. Makes it easier I'm not always in the UK. When I am, I've easily 'missed it'.
    It's taken less Flack than I thought it would…(Pun intended.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by hilly10 View Post
    I would sooner stick pins in my eyes. TV in its lowest form
    Sorry, but you have that wrong - the response is: "I would rather stick pins in both eyes.........."

    Lampoc, perhaps you should have numbered the responses, so that would be all people need to quote??

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    More people applied to be on the last series, than applied to go to all the universities in the uk! That said most of the chosen few were “influencers” and invited on the show for their followers.

    I hate the people on it, the concept of it and the way it’s done but I’ll watch it every now and then just so I have sometching to talk to my wife and teenage son about.

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    Not for me but i think the missus watches it but the secret to a happy marriage is two TV’s and two bathrooms
    I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    It's the show for everyone! Whether you're an idiot taking it seriously, an old pervert leching at twenty-something women in high-cut bikinis or an angry reactionary who is morally outraged at the dross on terrestial television nowadays then you can't have missed the build-up to the new series of Love Island which starts this Sunday - mainly because Caroline Flack has been canned for allegedly beating up her boyfriend with a bedside lamp.

    If you're a hater, here's some quotes from last year's thread so you can feel satisfied that you don't really need to comment here or at the very least, don't repeat yourself:
    "While there is breath in my body I will not be bringing myself to watch this absolute shite."
    "I’d sooner undergo a prostate exam than spare any precious time on that pap."
    "I was going to watch it but decided pushing angry wasps up my arse would be a better way to spend the hour"
    "Never seen it, never intend to, don’t watch any ‘reality’ tv shows. Too many vacuous people talking rubbish."
    "I'd sooner spend a nightshift at work, unpaid, than watch love island."
    "I would rather stick pins in both eyes.........."
    "how many contestant's have got to top themselves before they take it off the air"
    "Had the misfortune to catch a snip of this as the OH was watching it last night. Painful. Just painful."

    Anyway, there's a load of vain bimbos hoping to get on the z-list celebrity road to stardom and the usual crop of look-a-like vacuous gym-freak bellends to look forward to. There's twins this year too which could be interesting: Eve and Jess are "VIP hostesses" (I'm assuming this is a person who gets their arse felt all night by coked-up stockbrokers) from London.

    Who else is watching? Can't wait!
    Does nobody play the

    "I do not own a Television as it rots the mind" card? Disappointing.

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    We deserve it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    . . . while us hard-of-thinking enjoy Love Island.


    Why do you do this to yourself? If you need to fap, porn is a thing now - free, insane amounts of awful tatoo'd brain-donors with daddy issues doing stomach-churning things to one-another for money - and, importantly, no ad-breaks or sickening pseudocelebrity banter.

    I know, I know - I'll fornicate in the general direction of "away" now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by justin44 View Post
    More people applied to be on the last series, than applied to go to all the universities in the uk!
    Holy Crapoly! - that is a depressing thought.

    Time to end this worthless planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    I would have loved to have told you that but no matter how many times I've tried, unfortunately my arse doesn't look quite good enough in high-cut bikini.
    Pictures or it didn’t happen

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    Even my Mrs won't watch it, which speaks volumes.
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    Well I wasn’t going to watch it and then I saw this thread. Where do I sign??
    Last edited by tiny73; 13th January 2020 at 10:51.

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    Love Island is narcissism at its finest. horrific show. Even seeing a thread about it here has caused disappointment.

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    The show for me just highlights what is wrong in the world today. Far to many people just want to be influencers on social media which should not even be a thing. But they all have millions of followers and get paid a fortune, my wife watches this rubbish and said the people that did well last year are all now multi millionaires so I can understand the appeal.

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    Looking like an excellent series so far, as always. No clear favourites for me yet but Paige can do one!

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    Love Island - Winter 2020

    Op - you’re pushing water uphill with this thread.

    A show only suitable for vacuous young teens
    Last edited by noTAGlove; 13th January 2020 at 10:49.

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    It's the modern day equivalent of going along to bedlam with a few inebriated mates, giving the watchman a shilling and then spending a diverting hour abusing the poor lunatics...just with less moral opprobrium attached, universal availability and far cheaper. Enjoy.

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    Why does everyone feel they need to so strongly prove they don't like this programme?

    It's perfect television; drama and realistically developed characters you can become invested in.

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    Not watching it.

    Never watched it.

    Never watched any “reality” crap.

    I have a life to get on with.

    😃

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Hotel View Post
    Why does everyone feel they need to so strongly prove they don't like this programme?

    It's perfect television; drama and realistically developed characters you can become invested in.
    LOL!

    It’s just “he said” - “she said” tittle tattle for the easily pleased. A daily mail right hand column of shame as moving images based on perverse viewing of societies most basic mores.

    “Developed characters” well they have passed the amoebic stage I guess?

    As for voicing an opinion on its inanity? That’s just reminding oneself how far we have come since crawling out of the primordial swamp yet still have one foot still firmly planted in it despite how much it stinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Hotel View Post
    Why does everyone feel they need to so strongly prove they don't like this programme?

    It's perfect television; drama and realistically developed characters you can become invested in.
    How empty does your life need to be to have to invest in such vacuous characters?
    Seriously, as I genuinely cannot understand the attraction. The little I have seen over the last few seasons was cringeworthy almost continuously.
    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    I reckon PH was joshing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Passenger View Post
    I reckon PH was joshing.
    I would have believed that if it wasn't for his earlier post today.
    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by earlofsodbury View Post
    Time to end this worthless planet.
    Well, hang on a sec. There must be some things worth keeping.

    *waits*

    *waits a bit more*

    Ok.

    Nuke it from orbit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Hotel View Post
    Looking like an excellent series so far, as always. No clear favourites for me yet but Paige can do one!
    What? Paige is one of my favourites. If anyone is going to get annoying it's Siannise. Mainly because every single sentence (you have to read this sentence to yourself with an upward inflection at the end) she utters finishes with an upwards inflection. Be interesting to see how the VIP escort hostess twins get on tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    What? Paige is one of my favourites. If anyone is going to get annoying it's Siannise. Mainly because every single sentence (you have to read this sentence to yourself with an upward inflection at the end) she utters finishes with an upwards inflection. Be interesting to see how the VIP escort hostess twins get on tonight.
    High rising terminals?

    Going up at the end of a sentence?

    So everything is a question?

    Can't imagine why that would be annoying?

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    Love island and a Tz thread! Holy shit what next!!?!?
    Mrs watches it and to be honest don’t mind a perv now and again but holy shitbags!! Anymore than 10 minutes of some stupid attention seeking slags high pitched dross is enough to make me seek shelter! We all have limits.


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    If you want all the perving and gossip of love island while being in one of the camps listed below you can maintain your man pride by just reading the mailonline.

    They do all the hard work getting the bikini shots so you don’t have to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean89 View Post
    If you want all the perving and gossip of love island while being in one of the camps listed below you can maintain your man pride by just reading the mailonline.

    They do all the hard work getting the bikini shots so you don’t have to
    Thanks for the heads up


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean89 View Post
    If you want all the perving and gossip of love island while being in one of the camps listed below you can maintain your man pride by just reading the mailonline.
    The Mailonline? Come on mate - I may watch Love Island but I still have a tiny bit of dignity left.

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    Pretty sure if one of the women on there was wearing a rolex on nato it would be stated on here within 3 seconds, but nobody would be watching it of course!

    Personally though, i just don't watch much TV these days, keep trying but struggle to concentrate enough to watch a full advert, let alone a show.

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    I'd rather walk barefoot and blindfolded across 10 yards of randomly scattered Lego than watch that cobblers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    The Mailonline? Come on mate - I may watch Love Island but I still have a tiny bit of dignity left.
    If there was no mailonline how would we know which beach resort Emily Ratajkowski is posing semi nude on?

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    I've never had time to watch this programme, but I do enjoy many aspects of Anglesey, the Isle of Dogs and Craggy Island. So maybe I'll tune in.

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    Like pron without the sha.....'athletic bits'.......probably.......so I'm told...........do the guys all have moustaches?
    Cuidich 'n Righ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Filterlab View Post
    Not watching it.

    Never watched it.

    Never watched any “reality” crap.

    I have a life to get on with.

    Agreed!
    I’d rather eat my own feet....

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    It looks like Ollie has quit. Big thanks to the BBC.co.uk for revealing the fact on the main page before the episode has even aired. Tossers.

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    I never thought that anything could spoil that show
    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint-Just View Post
    I never thought that anything could spoil that show
    More clothes would be the main show wrecker.

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    Fewer would make it better.
    But as Mallarmé wrote
    La chair est triste, hélas ! et j'ai lu tous les livres.
    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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