Reply With QuoteI completely photosynthesise with you.Originally Posted by Kirk280
Yew and me both.
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.
I completely photosynthesise with you.
I've had enough, I'm sending Eddie a privet message about this thread.
F.T.F.A.
What’s stomata?
I beech yew he's just fine. I'm guessing it takes balsa steel to tell Eddie about this ridiculous thread.
I would buy one but I am pruning my collection currently.
It’s good to see budding watch makers coming to the market.
Plank yew.
No need to get a Sawyer head about it
Planks for the heads up but knot for me.
Some of us are beginning to get too worked up over this thread. I think threads like these are one of the quercus of the forum that make it so enjoyable...
Last edited by Wimm; 17th January 2020 at 10:43. Reason: Spelling
It doesn’t take much to get the puns phloem on TZ!
There have been some great puns on this thread, but that quercus one was an acer!
I thought it was acorny joke.
This is a tree-mendous thread
Aspen a lot of time browsing this thread; now me and the missus are rowan all the time.
To get back on topic, maybe these watches are for alder members.
Appleing! The pear of you should be ash-amed. Need to conker this kind of thing before it gets larcher.
Yew guys seem to have Cypress some inner tree puns, and are now making this thread very Poplar, I think Alder posts like this need revisiting time to time as these old Chestnuts are gold mines. I think Fur some time I have also been doing the same.
Anyway I found this a Laurel laughs but I have just Cedar getting out of the car so I have to shoot..
Please don’t Taxxus anymore with this puns......
This is driving me barkers, the thread has produced the root of creativity....
Think yew can palm us off with all these puns? I suppose some of you think they're a sight for sore bonsais. Afrormosia to the ears. But I reckon they're worth a kick in the crabapples.
This is all a bit mulch! You're very knotty boys...
he's not a knotty boy - he's just a messiah!
There is one - google it.
I was afraid someone would lumber us with that one.
[and RIP Terry Jones]
Fir goodness sake! I thought this thread had been felled but it is showing shoots of recovery. Plane madness!
This thread could could blossom in to something amazing. Maybe it should be a sticky...
I don’t understand why anyone would shrub their shoulders at the gags, lots of them are berry good. That said I have been drinking this afternoon and my sense of humour gets a bit strange when I am trunk
I was just thinking "plank-woodness this thread is withering on the vine" - but it seems some of you are arbor-ing other ideas and still palming us off with more dreadful puns...
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