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Thread: 'Timberrr'.... quite wooden in one's habits ....

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    Yew and me both.
    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirk280 View Post
    This thread is sapping my energy
    I completely photosynthesise with you.

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    I've had enough, I'm sending Eddie a privet message about this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magirus View Post
    I've had enough, I'm sending Eddie a privet message about this thread.
    Whatís stomata?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirk280 View Post
    Whatís stomata?
    I beech yew he's just fine. I'm guessing it takes balsa steel to tell Eddie about this ridiculous thread.

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    I would buy one but I am pruning my collection currently.
    Itís good to see budding watch makers coming to the market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magirus View Post
    I've had enough, I'm sending Eddie a privet message about this thread.
    Plank yew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magirus View Post
    I've had enough, I'm sending Eddie a privet message about this thread.
    No need to get a Sawyer head about it

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    Planks for the heads up but knot for me.

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    Some of us are beginning to get too worked up over this thread. I think threads like these are one of the quercus of the forum that make it so enjoyable...
    Last edited by Wimm; 17th January 2020 at 10:43. Reason: Spelling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wimm View Post
    Some of us are beginning to get too worked up over this thread. I think threads like these are one of the quercus of the form that make it so enjoyable...
    It doesnít take much to get the puns phloem on TZ!

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    There have been some great puns on this thread, but that quercus one was an acer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclealec View Post
    There have been some great puns on this thread, but that quercus one was an acer!

    I thought it was acorny joke.

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    This is a tree-mendous thread

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    Aspen a lot of time browsing this thread; now me and the missus are rowan all the time.

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    To get back on topic, maybe these watches are for alder members.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclealec View Post
    Aspen a lot of time browsing this thread; now me and the missus are rowan all the time.
    Appleing! The pear of you should be ash-amed. Need to conker this kind of thing before it gets larcher.

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    Yew guys seem to have Cypress some inner tree puns, and are now making this thread very Poplar, I think Alder posts like this need revisiting time to time as these old Chestnuts are gold mines. I think Fur some time I have also been doing the same.

    Anyway I found this a Laurel laughs but I have just Cedar getting out of the car so I have to shoot..

    Please don’t Taxxus anymore with this puns......

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    This is driving me barkers, the thread has produced the root of creativity....

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    Think yew can palm us off with all these puns? I suppose some of you think they're a sight for sore bonsais. Afrormosia to the ears. But I reckon they're worth a kick in the crabapples.

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    This is all a bit mulch! You're very knotty boys...

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    he's not a knotty boy - he's just a messiah!



    There is one - google it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclealec View Post
    he's not a knotty boy - he's just a messiah!
    I was afraid someone would lumber us with that one.

    [and RIP Terry Jones]

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    Fir goodness sake! I thought this thread had been felled but it is showing shoots of recovery. Plane madness!

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    This thread could could blossom in to something amazing. Maybe it should be a sticky...
    I donít understand why anyone would shrub their shoulders at the gags, lots of them are berry good. That said I have been drinking this afternoon and my sense of humour gets a bit strange when I am trunk

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    I was just thinking "plank-woodness this thread is withering on the vine" - but it seems some of you are arbor-ing other ideas and still palming us off with more dreadful puns...

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