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    Some plonker I was stuck beside in traffic.

    On my way home tonight, I stuck alongside this plonker.


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    Quote Originally Posted by monogroover View Post
    Oh mon dieu, Montpelier!
    Bonnet de douche.

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    Mangetout.

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    Mange Tout Rodney Mange Tout!

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    He had his feet firmly planted on terracotta.

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    Did he happen to have any blow up dolls going cheap?

    Asking for a friend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tabs View Post
    Did he happen to have any blow up dolls going cheap?

    Asking for a friend...
    He had one in the back window. The traffic moved before I could get a shot.

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    No way Pedro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajdh View Post
    He had one in the back window. The traffic moved before I could get a shot.
    Bet they'd sell like wild fire. Gone in a flash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tabs View Post
    Bet they'd sell like wild fire. Gone in a flash.

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    The world's your lobster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nigel306 View Post
    The world's your lobster.
    Wasn't that Arthur Daley?

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    Some plonker I was stuck beside in traffic.

    Any cheap Russian VHS Camcorders going cheap ?

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    Hello Dave!

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    Cracks me up every time!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingstepper View Post
    Wasn't that Arthur Daley?
    You're correct, but I'm sure Del said it as well?

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    During the wauha...........

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    Wasn't that Arthur Daley?
    Do you have to be so pacific.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nigel306 View Post
    You're correct, but I'm sure Del said it as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nigel306 View Post
    The world's your lobster.
    Hilda Ogden surely?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajdh View Post
    On my way home tonight, I stuck alongside this plonker.

    That’s not in Leamington / Warwick area is it as there’s a guy in town who I see driving a “trotters-mobile” around?

    Ignore - just seen the road number signs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gavsw20 View Post
    That’s not in Leamington / Warwick area is it as there’s a guy in town who I see driving a “trotters-mobile” around?

    Ignore - just seen the road number signs.
    It's Bolton and I later found out, the guy who owns it lives about a mile from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajdh View Post
    It's Bolton and I later found out, the guy who owns it lives about a mile from me.
    Whereabouts ??
    I'm sure I've seen it in Horwich

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    Quote Originally Posted by RD200 View Post
    Whereabouts ??
    I'm sure I've seen it in Horwich
    He lives in Bradshaw and I'm in Harwood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajdh View Post
    He lives in Bradshaw and I'm in Harwood.
    Righto, cheers.The garage I use has a Regal van that used to be parked opposite the Crofters

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    Quote Originally Posted by RD200 View Post
    Righto, cheers.The garage I use has a Regal van that used to be parked opposite the Crofters

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    There could be a link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajdh View Post
    It's Bolton and I later found out, the guy who owns it lives about a mile from me.
    He looks like Fred Dibnah.
    But alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hopak View Post
    He looks like Fred Dibnah.
    But alive.
    He looks more like Fred Dibnah than Fred Dibnah's statue does, mind you, so do I.

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    Bonnet le douche Rodney, bonnet le douche

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    Here`s one that flies!


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    Quote Originally Posted by E_2_Right-Force View Post
    Here`s one that flies!

    You'd think Del Boy had, had enough of flying after his hang gliding experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajdh View Post
    He looks more like Fred Dibnah than Fred Dibnah's statue does, mind you, so do I.
    I had to check. God, you're not wrong!



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    Quote Originally Posted by dkpw View Post
    I had to check. God, you're not wrong!
    Bloody awful, isn't it. I think the council might have bought it off Del Boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajdh View Post
    Bloody awful, isn't it. I think the council might have bought it off Del Boy.
    The hat's near but the rest no!!

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    I saw Fred blow up a chimney in Leyland once.Hundreds of us were let out work to watch the spectacle

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    Quote Originally Posted by dkpw View Post
    I had to check. God, you're not wrong!


    Looks more like


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    Quote Originally Posted by Incredible Sulk View Post
    Looks more like

    Could be worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RD200 View Post
    Could be worse.
    It always reminds me of Benny Hill.

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