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    RIP Sulli

    Awful news about the passing the of K-Pop star Sulli. I had no idea who she was until I googled her this morning but now I am truly overcome with grief and have written a poem in her honour:

    Life
    Beautiful noises, like a bird
    Shining lights
    I cried, you died

    RIP Sulli

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    Fame comes at a heavy cost, many celebs have serious stalkers, trolls and general scumbags who try their best to do as much harm as possible.
    It is very sad but it happens all over the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xellos99 View Post
    Fame comes at a heavy cost, many celebs have serious stalkers, trolls and general scumbags who try their best to do as much harm as possible.
    It is very sad but it happens all over the world.

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    Sulli
    You were pure
    Now you have been
    Sullied

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    Sulli sulli I loved you truly
    now you're gone and we're apart
    its finally time to let out this fart.

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    Come on guys. A 25 year old woman has died and youíre making sick jokes. How would you feel if this was your daughter?

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    Come along chaps, every disaster can be made into a positive.

    How about we all do a deal, when I pop my clogs you all compose a really slushy obituary about me and if you pop it before me, I will do one for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick P View Post
    Come along chaps, every disaster can be made into a positive.

    How about we all do a deal, when I pop my clogs you all compose a really slushy obituary about me and if you pop it before me, I will do one for you.
    I've got yours ready in advance Mick:

    And so their work was done.
    Mick P gave a big yawn and settled down to sleep
    And, of course, when Mick P goes to sleep,
    All his friends go to sleep too.
    The bozos were ornaments in the bear pit.
    Swanbourne and Walter were just dolls.
    And Professor Cilla was a carved, wooden bellend in the shape of wood.
    Even Mick P himself, once he was asleep, was just an old, saggy cloth expat,
    Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams,
    But nobody loved him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    I've got yours ready in advance Mick:

    And so their work was done.
    Mick P gave a big yawn and settled down to sleep
    And, of course, when Mick P goes to sleep,
    All his friends go to sleep too.
    The bozos were ornaments in the bear pit.
    Swanbourne and Walter were just dolls.
    And Professor Cilla was a carved, wooden bellend in the shape of wood.
    Even Mick P himself, once he was asleep, was just an old, saggy cloth expat,
    Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams,
    But nobody loved him.
    That is much better than the old twaddle you wrote for Sulli.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick P View Post
    That is much better than the old twaddle you wrote for Sulli.
    How dare you Sir! That came straight from my heart!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    How dare you Sir! That came straight from my heart!
    Good on you, most of us in TZ-UK don't have a heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    I cried, you died
    Maybe if you hadn't of cried, she'd still be alive.
    Just sayin.

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    Not sure If I know her, it was Val Kilmer that stated her passing.

    RIP

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    Mocking the passing of a 25 year old girl is desperately poor form.

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    This would pretty bad crack even in the Bear Pit

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    Sorry, who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve27752 View Post
    Sorry, who?
    Korean pop star who appears to have commited suicide after suffering from cyberbullying.

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    Really canít understand the mindset of some users on here. A member cracked a joke about Glen Campbell when he died and he was ripped a new one on here.
    A young girl dies and people take the piss. Very odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaytip View Post
    Really canít understand the mindset of some users on here. A member cracked a joke about Glen Campbell when he died and he was ripped a new one on here.
    A young girl dies and people take the piss. Very odd.
    I enjoy Lampoc's contributions in general, but this one seems a bit off-colour.

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    Assuming insincere OP, that really is pathetic.

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    I'll just post a link to this thread rather than explain myself: https://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.p...Robert-Forster

    Tony Parsehole in Viz is also good reading.

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    Surely not G&D appropriate OP. Even in the Bear Pit this would be in very questionable taste.

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    Two wrongs = right? Nobody's perfect, and I've been totally flayed here for a mildly ill-thought-out quip.

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    If anyone is interested I have a special offer on pitchforks, 3 for the price of 2. And free box of feathers with a litre of tar. No torches though as I do not have a license.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VDG View Post
    If anyone is interested I have a special offer on pitchforks, 3 for the price of 2. And free box of feathers with a litre of tar. No torches though as I do not have a license.
    3 pitchforks please and do you have any popcorn to go with them?

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    OP was taking piss out of TZer posting a RIP for someone he didnít know.
    The use of Sulli was perhaps unfortunate and pretty sure no disrespect meant there.
    My take on this anyway. RIP Sulli (and that other chap).

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    Am I the only one who opened this thread thinking it would be about the heroic pilot who landed on the Hudson?


    And to think I was already preparing some words of solace to his widow who would have undoubtedly been logging in here seeking some comfort from the UK's third most popular watch collecting forum.
    So clever my foot fell off.

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    I confused Sulli with Sia. Sia being the Australian singer who feels the need to cover her face when performing on stage. Iíd not heard of Sulli until now. Sad to think of a young person thinking life has nothing more to offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    Awful news about the passing the of K-Pop star Sulli. I had no idea who she was until I googled her this morning but now I am truly overcome with grief and have written a poem in her honour:

    Life
    Beautiful noises, like a bird
    Shining lights
    I cried, you died

    RIP Sulli
    You W4nker

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    Thereís humour, then thereís this.

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    The death and this thread are very sad

    Have a word with yourselves guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by learningtofly View Post
    Thereís humour, then thereís this.
    Yup...very sad of anyone to try to be funny about this.
    But it's good at least that we get to see who the idiots are.
    Mind you, in most cases it was already clear to anyone who's been here more than 5 minutes.

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    Safe to say I won't be using this one at next years Edinburgh Fringe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    Safe to say I won't be using this one at next years Edinburgh Fringe.
    Just a misjudgement, that's all it is. Don't bother applying for the Diplomatic Service though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFlyingBanana View Post
    the UK's third most popular watch collecting forum.
    Which ones are 1 and 2?

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    I thought this thread was about a real hero - Sully.

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    I thought it was that bit of totty that used to be on the 'X Files"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFlyingBanana View Post
    Am I the only one who opened this thread thinking it would be about the heroic pilot who landed on the Hudson?
    Actually that was my first reaction too. I hope that man lives to a ripe old age and will be properly mourned when it's his time to go. If he ever turns up here in deep rural France and I'm still flying my balloon I'll offer him a free ride.

    As for the rest, nobody's death should be the occasion for bad-taste jokes. Certainly not in writing.

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    My own daughter has been bullied online for quite a while until just recently. She has confessed to self-harming, and has also constantly thought about suicide, going as far as planning it.
    She is now being helped outside of school, and my wife and I have kept her from school the last ten weeks (she is sixteen next week) because she is also bullied there and the school has been no help.
    I must say that my wife and two children kept most of this from me, because, well, I would have handled it very differently.

    Sorry to see such fun being had by some over such a sad event.

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    Bobbee: Hard to know what to say in response to your post. You know without hearing it from a stranger that your daughter is a better person than the bullies will ever be. Fortunately she has a strong family to support her through this experience. I hope life teaches the bullies concerned some very painful lessons sooner rather than later.

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    Thank you seabiscuit. Have you seen the 'hyenas' advertisement on the tv recently? A very apt description, as they do travel in packs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbee View Post
    Thank you seabiscuit. Have you seen the 'hyenas' advertisement on the tv recently? A very apt description, as they do travel in packs.

    Yes, that advert is apt. Itís the pack mentality indeed. Separate them and all of a sudden theyíre pathetic little nonentities looking to shuffle away without a peep from them.

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    Look, this thread was started as a dig at the numerous mawkish RIP threads started on this forum, the latest by someone who didn't even know who the dead guy was! I simply googled "who died today", used a Korean girl who I believed that nobody here would ever have heard of and that was it. Even the reason for her death was unknown when the thread was started so it has absolutely nothing at all do with making fun at suicide. Absolutely zero.
    Anyway, please let the outrage carry on - it's almost as amusing as the Tony Parsehole write-ups in Viz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    Look, this thread was started as a dig at the numerous mawkish RIP threads started on this forum, the latest by someone who didn't even know who the dead guy was! I simply googled "who died today", used a Korean girl who I believed that nobody here would ever have heard of and that was it. Even the reason for her death was unknown when the thread was started so it has absolutely nothing at all do with making fun at suicide. Absolutely zero.
    Anyway, please let the outrage carry on - it's almost as amusing as the Tony Parsehole write-ups in Viz.
    All I want to know is are you going to do one for me when I expire the mortal coil ?

    I am quite happy, as agreed, to do one for you. You were a wonderful person and we will all miss you etc etc.

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