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    Quality find

    Been re-boarding the loft today.

    Under the old loose chipboard and insulation I happened across these beauties:







    I’m sure there is some great pits and pelts content, but alas I have no video player.

    They were discovered like this:




    Could send them to the charity shop for a laugh I guess!






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    Barn find. Love it!
    Kids these days will never get to experience the rush of finding caches of porn like this.....


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    The last home owner hiding them from his wife


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    Can’t believe I left those behind when I moved out!

    I’ll PM my address if you could package discreetly!

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    When we moved into a rented place about 11yrs ago, we found loads of junk up in the loft. The most interesting find was a large holdall filled to the brim with pornographic magazines, some of it of quite a strong exotic and erm 'specialist' nature. Also in the holdall were a number of old boarding passes for ferry trips to Amsterdam, the names on them matched the name written on the holdall nametag, which also happened to match with the name of our landlords.
    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by andymonkey View Post
    Barn find. Love it!
    Kids these days will never get to experience the rush of finding caches of porn like this.....


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    I remember fondly my first find, a copy of Men Only. It was stashed in the lighting gantry of the gents superloo I was cleaning at the Raleigh factory in Nottingham in 1989. As a 16 year old it was the best find ever! Halcyon days.


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    Quote Originally Posted by andymonkey View Post
    Barn find. Love it!
    Kids these days will never get to experience the rush of finding caches of porn like this.....


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    True, I remember finding a white carrier bag full of brand new porn mags in a lane behind a newsagent in about 1987, me and mate thought we hit the jackpot, Razzle, Penthouse, Escort, Mayfair all the best names!

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    Wicked! How long ago did you hide them there?

    (they don't look very dusty!)
    Last edited by oldoakknives; 15th September 2019 at 22:59.
    Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.

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    Will someone not think of the children who these days are deprived the delight of hedge porn...

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    Hedge porn. I remember it well. Never figured out what was going on though, was there an army of teenagers hiding their stash of Razzle and Fiesta from their mothers like furtive squirrels, in the hope of recovering them at a later date?
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    Will someone not think of the children who these days are deprived the delight of hedge porn...
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    We had a bomb scare at a barracks I was stationed at, the CO’s son was asked what he had ordered and as a large brown package had arrived for him. Nothing was the reply and denied all knowledge of it so said package was put in the middle of the parade square and the bomb disposal guys turned up and blew it up. They identified by the remains that it was indeed the spotty sons porn delivery and he had been to embarrassed to admit it. Poor lad got the piss taken out of him no matter where his dad got posted🤣.


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    At work atm and cant stop smirking to myself

    what a classic.

    still remember mum saying "i've cleaned your room" and the panic setting in...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mk1974 View Post
    The last home owner hiding them from his wife

    Or the present owner😂
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    A long time ago I had the priveledge of being a binman for a day, besides all the tips it was Xmas, they had a back seat full of ladies magazines, I asked them for overtime, one of my best jobs ever.

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    At a previous workplace a then colleague, a staunch baptist, opened the drawer of the bedside cabinet in the hotel he was staying to find a stash of pron mags. Horrified that if he left them there they might be sent to his home or work address by a helpful employee, he had a furtive late night walk until he found a bin on a bus stop and managed to discreetly drop them in there.

    My intro to the subject was a copy of Health and Efficiency magazine found in a bin. I think it was naturism in reality. Every bloke looked like an accountant and his wife looked like a thin sack of King Edwards tossed into a corner. Always having been one for gore and horror the real highlight was Reader's Wives in Fiesta magazine, especially if someone sent a picture of their granny in, reclined in her underwear. These days I go to Pits and Pelts for my dose of horror, but sometimes, well most times, I leave emotionally scarred!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Templogin View Post
    he had a furtive late night walk until he found a bin on a bus stop and managed to discreetly drop them in there.
    Oh, WALK, i thought you said w....

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    While installing some software at a bank, I was chatting to one of the techies while waiting for something to finish. He had remote access to all the desktop computers in the office and delighted in showing me the wide selection of pron that a few of the staff kept on their PCs, blissfully unaware that it was not at all hidden from prying eyes.

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    I think I’d be more worried about that pipe insulation next to the vids, hope you used a pair of tong to dispose

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    Ah, the joys of finding a splat mag in the woods.

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    Two words...

    Jo Guest

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    Two words...

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    Forgotten about her, those were the days

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    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry View Post
    Two words...

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    Have you seen her lately........ such a shame!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jools View Post
    While installing some software at a bank, I was chatting to one of the techies while waiting for something to finish. He had remote access to all the desktop computers in the office and delighted in showing me the wide selection of pron that a few of the staff kept on their PCs, blissfully unaware that it was not at all hidden from prying eyes.
    I worked in an IT repair shop... say no more...

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