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Thread: Gold Toilet Stolen from Blenheim Palace

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    Gold Toilet Stolen from Blenheim Palace

    The police say they have nothing to go on.


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    [QUOTE=Mr Curta;5199864]The police say they have nothing to go on.

    Last edited by number2; 14th September 2019 at 16:23.
    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

    'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.

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    Thanks for that little nugget.

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    I think you mean its been 'Stoolen'

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    Now that I’m privy to all the facts it turns out the they have flushed out a suspect, possibly thanks to a stool pigeon.
    Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH

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    Crap joke

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    Shit puns
    'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.

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    Sounds like one of Number 2’s jokes!

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    Toilet humor.
    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

    'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.

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    Toilet jokes aren’t my favourite kind of jokes. But they’re a solid number two.

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    I want to know how they got it out and no one questioned them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by strell View Post
    I want to know how they got it out and no one questioned them!
    Who would question them?

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    One would hope PC Plop and Officer Dribble. If u-bend the law, there should be consequences (i.e. the karat and stick approach).
    Last edited by jukeboxs; 15th September 2019 at 17:26. Reason: Spelling

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    Apparently a 63 year old and a 36 year old have been arrested so it will be interesting to see how this pans out :-)

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    Something doesn't smell right here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint-Just View Post
    Shit puns
    Bog off

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    Sounds like another annus horribilis.

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    Stolen from the throne room presumably?

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    Smells of Trump

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    At least they left the platinum urinal on the wall. Stealing that would really have been taking the p**s.

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