That really has a simple elegance, which I quite like.
Well done on the effort you have gone to, I don't think it is that bad. No different from driving 200-300 miles to collect a watch when you think about it.
Whether you tell the wife only you can answer that one but if it were me I would play a little game to see if she notices. My wife does that to me when she changes things in the house. Generally I never notice!
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