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    Love Island

    Anyone else wasting an hour of their life watching orange people on the telly? It sucked me in last year and I'm going all in this year....

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    Watched it last year after all the hype to see if I was missing out. As expected it was utter shite. I must be missing something as I just don’t get the attraction of it apart from the scantily clad women obviously.

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    While there is breath in my body I will not be bringing myself to watch this absolute shite.


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    Real guilty pleasure of mine and it pains me to say that!

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    I can't not watch it - it's proper car crash tv and I'm addicted. This series is a bit different from previous years because while they're all still shallow, vacuous bell-ends as per normal, they somehow all seem to have a degree too.

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    Anton is top of my initial bell-end list at the moment. Playa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megatron View Post
    Anton is top of my initial bell-end list at the moment. Playa
    Same here, which is a shame because Amy seems like the only genuine girl.

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    Watched some last season. Absolute car crash but somewhat enjoyed it. It is weird though seeing STIs be passed around on a daily basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    Same here, which is a shame because Amy seems like the only genuine girl.
    And he's just proved it....WTF


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    Lock up your daughters and garden sheds: here comes Tyson Fury's brother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andyp1973 View Post
    While there is breath in my body I will not be bringing myself to watch this absolute shite.


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    Me neither, it’s vacuous in the extreme. Just moronic “I like him/her” “he/she said” “ he’s/she’s a lying cheat” inanity.
    If the contestants were farm animals they would be taken out back and shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrSmith View Post
    Me neither, it’s vacuous in the extreme. Just moronic “I like him/her” “he/she said” “ he’s/she’s a lying cheat” inanity.
    Sounds like the bear pit.
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    I don't watch TV, well very occasionally, I come in from work, have dinner with my wife, talk for 2 or three hours, & then up the wooden steps to Bedfordshire. I don't have SKY, NetFlix, but do have a small bunch of lovely mates that I have a pint or two with after work, with loads of banter. So that's why I don't need anything in my life like banal reality TV, thank God it seems.

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    I’d sooner undergo a prostate exam than spare any precious time on that pap.

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    Live wasps and all that.....

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    talk for 2 or 3 hours to my wife?

    I think if I tried that with mine she'd think I'd had a stroke


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    Well Lucy would definitely keep me entertained for about 3 minutes. That includes taking my shoes off and putting them back on again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeti View Post
    Well Lucy would definitely keep me entertained for about 3 minutes. That includes taking my shoes off and putting them back on again.
    Taking shoes off! Posh bugger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andyp1973 View Post
    While there is breath in my body I will not be bringing myself to watch this absolute shite.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Megatron View Post
    talk for 2 or 3 hours to my wife?

    I think if I tried that with mine she'd think I'd had a stroke


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    Tends to be more of a one-way conversation in our case. Usually containing a long list of my many and varied faults at some point.

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    I was going to watch it but decided pushing angry wasps up my arse would be a better way to spend the hour
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    Never seen it, never intend to, don’t watch any ‘reality’ tv shows. Too many vacuous people talking rubbish.
    Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Never seen it, never intend to, don’t watch any ‘reality’ tv shows. Too many vacuous people talking rubbish.
    Hear Hear.
    Celebrity do this, Celebrity do that, game of thrones blah blah blah

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    Quote Originally Posted by RD200 View Post
    Hear Hear.
    Celebrity do this, Celebrity do that, game of thrones blah blah blah
    Yup, the celeb ones are even worse imo. Dancing and skating, the no hopers brought in for a laugh, who can barely walk let alone perform, the younger contenders, and the panel of judges - normally the good one, the nasty one, and the strange one! Cheap to make (relatively) programmes making a fortune. TV has hardly upped it's game, but then popularity is all, apparently.
    Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Yup, the celeb ones are even worse imo. Dancing and skating, the no hopers brought in for a laugh, who can barely walk let alone perform, the younger contenders, and the panel of judges - normally the good one, the nasty one, and the strange one! Cheap to make (relatively) programmes making a fortune. TV has hardly upped it's game, but then popularity is all, apparently.
    I've never watched the one with Simon fat head in it or the one that's the same. Ditto big brother and the celebrity on an island.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catch21 View Post
    Tends to be more of a one-way conversation in our case. Usually containing a long list of my many and varied faults at some point.
    I wondered where my wife got to 3/4 times per week...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seabiscuit View Post
    I’d sooner undergo a prostate exam than spare any precious time on that pap.
    I'd second this; and add, by Edward Scissorhands

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    I'd sooner spend a nightshift at work, unpaid, than watch love island. My bl**dy paper has a page devoted to this tripe too.

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    Got hooked last year and fell straight into it again last night. Absolute car crash and morally bankrupt but a definite guilty pleasure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100thmonkey View Post
    I was going to watch it but decided pushing angry wasps up my arse would be a better way to spend the hour
    I can see the attraction of the wasps but give Love Island a go, you never know you might enjoy it.

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    Wife & daughter watch it, I would rather stick pins in both eyes..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nealywheelie View Post
    I don't watch TV, well very occasionally, I come in from work, have dinner with my wife, talk for 2 or three hours, & then up the wooden steps to Bedfordshire. I don't have SKY, NetFlix, but do have a small bunch of lovely mates that I have a pint or two with after work, with loads of banter. So that's why I don't need anything in my life like banal reality TV, thank God it seems.
    That all sounds remarkably healthy

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    There’s nothing wrong with winding down with a bit of trash TV when you’ve been using your brain all day. It doesn’t have to all be Ted talks and documentaries about the collapse of the Soviet Union.

    Still if angry wasps up your arse floats your boat, good luck with that. Lucie floats mine.

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    Agree about Lucie Chris.

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    Never.

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    I've buckled, decided should always try everything once so set the DVR.

    Lucie 3 mins... more like 30 seconds

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    I watched the very first series of big brother which I found interesting as it was new and the contestants were unprepared for what really was a ‘reality’ show. Dipped in and out of a couple more series and just avoid them like the plague now. I haven’t even accidentally seen a single second of this series nor do I intend to. There’s already too much (decent) stuff I haven’t got time to watch without resorting to teenage aimed drivel!


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    This thread is nothing without pics...

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    Couldn't think of anything worse.

    Reality shows are incredibly cheap to make and appeal to the lowest common denominator. No wonder they are popular with TV companies.

    Even my wife thinks Love Island is pony - and she likes soap operas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megatron View Post
    Anyone else wasting an hour of their life watching orange people on the telly? It sucked me in last year and I'm going all in this year....
    I must get myself one of these interactive teevees one day..
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    how many contestant's have got to top themselves before they take it off the air

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    Here you go, all you need to know so you can be 'the man (or woman) with the plan' when sitting having a brew with fellow addicts in the Woolpack.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_I...015_TV_series)

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    The whole program is an utter disgrace and an affront to any decent person. Truly society is going down the pan if ITV etc continue to broadcast dross like this.


    So who else is hoping that Anton will get kicked out tonight and can Anna's bikini get any further up the crack of her huge arse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by adrianw View Post
    how many contestant's have got to top themselves before they take it off the air
    Just 1 for Jeremy Kyle (quite rightly) whereas Love Island just carries on. A bit odd imho


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    The whole program is an utter disgrace and an affront to any decent person. Truly society is going down the pan if ITV etc continue to broadcast dross like this.


    So who else is hoping that Anton will get kicked out tonight and can Anna's bikini get any further up the crack of her huge arse?
    I feel grubby just checking the Love Island twitter feed...but it's tv crack and I can't get enough.

    Soooooo....want Anton to develop an inferiority complex cos of Tyson Fury's bruv and lots of Lucy pls

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    Right you lot, it's Love Island time, see you later

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    Quote Originally Posted by adrianw View Post
    how many contestant's have got to top themselves before they take it off the air
    Have you any idea how many soldiers have topped themselves as you call it?

    But that doesn't seem to be a news story no inquiries, no investigations, no outrage.

    I am regularly hearing of them and wives and family’s asking for help.

    One old boy told us how the historical N.I. investigations had effected his mental health,added to that his son came back from serving abroad and killed himself last year.

    What a burden he is carrying.

    https://www.itv.com/news/2018-12-21/...l-health-ptsd/

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    Quote Originally Posted by bwest76 View Post
    Have you any idea how many soldiers have topped themselves as you call it?

    But that doesn't seem to be a news story no inquiries, no investigations, no outrage.

    I am regularly hearing of them and wives and family’s asking for help.

    One old boy told us how the historical N.I. investigations had effected his mental health,added to that his son came back from serving abroad and killed himself last year.

    What a burden he is carrying.

    https://www.itv.com/news/2018-12-21/...l-health-ptsd/
    This is a bit heavy for a Love Island thread mate.

    Anyway, looks like Anton is going down!

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    Weasel. Still like Lucy....Amber is bottom of my current list - she rates herself


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    Had the misfortune to catch a snip of this as the OH was watching it last night. Painful. Just painful. I am far from a master of erudition but that is the most base TV, below Jeremy Kyle IMHO.

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