I've spotted an item closing tomorrow pm on ebay at around 9pm (Tue 28th May) - but the chap will only do "collection only".
Location is described as "APPROX 45 MINUTES FROM BRISTOL AND 25 MINUTES FROM J24 OF THE M4 Motorway"
Anyone live near there who would be willing to collect and parcel it up for me?... Happy to cover fuel/time and a bit extra to fund your watch habit!
( oh.... and the item... nothing dodgy - its a damaged/repairable robotic mower that took a swim in a river! At the price... its worth it for the spares alone )