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    Chinese takeaway - a cautionary tale

    As you now know I live under the bridge and cry myself to sleep 'cuz I'm unable to post in the BearPit, so I thought I'd treat myself to some Chinese tonight while old folks are drooling over children's cartoons and resting their case, or introducing themselves as a scum gonna bag (say what?)

    Anyway, our (under the bridge) local Chinese went titsup a few months back due to Brexit so I had to cycle on my new bike to one about a mile away. On the way back, I was almost home when I heard the bag rustling and moving! I thought what the feck is that?! Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was cycling so I leaned forward, and looked in the bag, and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down

    And there it was ... no, not a BP resident troll ....

    ... A Peeking Duck!!!
    Last edited by VDG; 20th April 2019 at 00:58.
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    It could have been an owl.

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    What a Wonton tale to tell
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    Hahahahahahaha
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    Badoom tish. Decent build up.

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    Chinese takeaway - a cautionary tale

    Did you ask for it rare? (I was expecting canine.)

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    Barf barf ( my lol).

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    OMG that’s fowl


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    Did it taste very rubbery?

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    Old one lol

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    Very good

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    You talk the talk....but can you wok the wok.
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