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    Imagine those bad boys coming at you on a long flight!



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    It's a firm nope from me. If they smell as bad as they look I'd be wretching.

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    Ooops I spilt my hot coffee, I'm so sorry.

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    I simply could not, and just would not tolerate that filthy animal putting those disgusting feet in my seat space.

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    That is just gross!! Good thing I've already eaten!

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    I thought livestock went in the cargo hold.
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    In the good (read: bad) old days it'd be 4 days on the train to get from my hometown to my grandparents - packed spaces, you'd need to sleep on an A4 sheet of paper's worth of space - seems like this person travelled out of that time warp :D

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    Looks like the feet of a hobbit. And a scruffy one at that. Completely unacceptable.

    I was on a flight years ago when the guy behind me took his shoes off and the nauseating smell of his fetid foot sweat filled that area of the cabin. I had to get up to politely ask him to put his shoes back on.

    Some dirty f$#^£€s on this planet.

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    The missing link perhaps?
    Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left.

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    Hello

    Wrong just wrong.

    I did enjoy hearing the BA girls stories of politely explaining to some members of the travelling public that that they need to go and have a shower and or use some deodorant.

    Or they won’t be flying!

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    Absolutely rotten. You'd throw hot tea on them and blame it on the turbulence!

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    There's more here.
    Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffe View Post
    There's more here.
    Jesus wept!

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    'Show us your dogs.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffe View Post
    There's more here.
    Erm, I'm guilty of two of those - and seen first-hand some of the others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphy View Post
    Erm, I'm guilty of two of those - and seen first-hand some of the others.

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    Are we allowed to guess which two?
    Ill start with turd in the sink whilst wearing the gimp suit.
    Cheers..
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    I hope the monkey wasn't on a flight to Hartlepool.
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    I remember wearing some brand new black moccasins with no socks and ending up with feet like that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbee View Post
    I remember wearing some brand new black moccasins with no socks and ending up with feet like that!
    Were you on Miami Vice?


    😊

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    Quote Originally Posted by JasonM View Post
    Are we allowed to guess which two?
    Ill start with turd in the sink whilst wearing the gimp suit.
    It was two separate occasions. ;-)

    (Can you actually have a dump whilst wearing a gimp suit?).

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphy View Post

    (Can you actually have a dump whilst wearing a gimp suit?).

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    I'm sure you can but you might struggle getting it to end up in the sink.
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    I fell asleep on a flight to India.

    I was disturbed and eventually woken by a fetid musty smell .

    Turned my head... yup you guesed it set of horrific talons 6 inches from my face from some old biddy behind me. I swear they had toadstools growing off the nails.

    A good barge with my elbow was enough to make them vanish but I spent the rest if the flight gongerly sniffing the air and imagining the spore laden atrocities coming back at me.

    On the Indian flights there is a lot of shoes off aromatic action.

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    Cup of scalding hot coffee would do the trick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.D View Post
    I fell asleep on a flight to India.

    I was disturbed and eventually woken by a fetid musty smell .

    Turned my head... yup you guesed it set of horrific talons 6 inches from my face from some old biddy behind me. I swear they had toadstools growing off the nails.

    A good barge with my elbow was enough to make them vanish but I spent the rest if the flight gongerly sniffing the air and imagining the spore laden atrocities coming back at me.

    On the Indian flights there is a lot of shoes off aromatic action.
    Spore laden arrtosaties

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    Off to India in May myself - hope to have some good stories to tell :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt68 View Post
    Spore laden arrtosaties

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    Timely as I just got back from India this morning, but thankfully my seat neighbours were somewhat better behaved. That photo is gross!


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    Quote Originally Posted by IdiotAbroad View Post
    Timely as I just got back from India this morning, but thankfully my seat neighbours were somewhat better behaved. That photo is gross!


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    Few years since I've been there, went to Goa a couple of times in the late 90's.

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    On a flight to Canada recently a friend had an Asian gentleman removed his shoes and socks, he then then stretched his legs out into “her space” in front of her seat, after silent suffering the smell a short time she asked asked politely asked he would mind moving them, he wasn’t for doing that she told him in no uncertain terms how an accident with her stiletto heels might occur, he moved them but then complained to the aircraft staff, he didn’t get any help there. She did did suggest that the smell may also cause her to “be unwell” in his direction too, I’m surprised she even asked him to move them before the stiletto attack.

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    That's when you need a Saudi bone saw!

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    Was it a plane full of refugees

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    Imagine having fetish for feets

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