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    Quote Originally Posted by number2 View Post
    More than I could possibly remember, but don't worry about it, fact is it's only an Internet watch forum, it's not real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadgerUK View Post
    Don't worry, I am pretty sure number2 is actually Nigel Farage trying to pass himself off as a soft in the head snowflake just for the sport of it.
    Go on ya big softy

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    Quote Originally Posted by gray View Post

    Hellensborough is is the most aptly named place I've visited. MacKintosh's own house barely made it tolerable.
    It's Helensburgh & Mackintosh. You must have been in a homage town.
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    Bradford, good Lord that place is doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwg663 View Post
    It's Helensburgh & Mackintosh. You must have been in a homage town.
    They need to try a lot harder 👍🏻
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamaster73 View Post
    It's a sh*thole alright, but it's far less of a sh*thole than it was twenty years ago.
    Visit Hartlepool: it's not as sh*t as it was.

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    I remember having a few days in the Lake District many moons ago and driving to Scarborough with my wife.
    I never got out the car or even stopped.
    The drive through was enough.
    Monstrous.

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    Gobsmacked Luton is nowhere on the list. The place is not so much dying as dead and rotting. If you've only visited the airport then keep it that way as the town center is an awful oubliette of chavdom and despair.

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    What about Scotland .Lots of candidates
    Port Glasgow , New cumnock , Shotts among many other candidates

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hood View Post
    I remember having a few days in the Lake District and driving to Scarborough.
    I never got out the car or even stopped.
    You probably needed to be heading back anyway, long journey


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    Rhyl, hell’s anteroom, reserved for the junkies, piss-cans and walking compost bins that even Blackpool has seen ‘fit’ to reject.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidd View Post
    Rhyl, hell’s anteroom, reserved for the junkies, piss-cans and walking compost bins that even Blackpool has seen ‘fit’ to reject.
    Had a cracking holiday in Rhyll some 40 years ago. Went back about 2 years and it was awful but Colwyn Bay was worse.

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    A couple more for consideration

    Barrow in Furness - britains largest cul-de-sec, but home to one of best chippies I ever visited.

    Newport - zero redeeming features except the pollution from Port Talbot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclealec View Post
    The Grim North.........


    I have lived in t'North for 40+ years. Seems OK to me.

    Yebbut, you've only got Cornshire to compare it with, if I remember correctly?

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    Corby.
    Still,it's nicer than it was (which isn't saying much). That's what you get when you fill a new town with a load of Glaswegian steel workers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hood View Post
    I remember having a few days in the Lake District many moons ago and driving to Scarborough with my wife.
    I never got out the car or even stopped.
    The drive through was enough.
    Monstrous.
    Are you sure it was Scarborough and not Morecambe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puntsdog View Post
    I have to say I am somewhat disappointed not to see my (relative) hometown not on the list.

    I think there is a lot of truth in the fact that the more down to earth, self-deprecating folk take great pride in coming bottom of a list of the UK's population sinkholes!
    You're not a Mariners fan by any chance? I am (for my sins) but have to admit I do find it pretty sobering whenever I make the pilgrimmage to Blundell Park for a football match.. it really is pretty bleak around there. Though I appreciate that a lot of that is down to the decimation of industries that built that city, and not a comment on the residents themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RD200 View Post
    Had a cracking holiday in Rhyll some 40 years ago. Went back about 2 years and it was awful but Colwyn Bay was worse.
    Very much the same. Enjoyed a few holidays there about 40 or so years ago, extended family and close friends, when we were kids.
    The change has been remarkable. I don’t think i’ve ever seen such mounds of rubbish and filth collected behind closed, derelict, buildings this side of an apocolyptic/dystopian movie. It was like a more grim version of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andyg View Post
    Newport - zero redeeming features except the Goldie Lookin Chain
    FTFY

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    Quote Originally Posted by grey View Post
    Yebbut, you've only got Cornshire to compare it with, if I remember correctly?
    Correct. Well remembered.

    I am heartily glad I grew up in the country and then lived in a city - the other way round would have been horrendous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Culminator View Post
    I can see a book coming on... Crap towns of Britain.
    Already out, called unsurprisingly Crap Towns by The idler

    Absolutely hilarious stuff which makes you laugh out loud.

    Gives a top 50 that gives both sides of the argument.

    Number One in my version is Hull.
    Cheers,
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    Quote Originally Posted by RD200 View Post
    3 Wetherspoons, that's bad. You could be the winner if you also have a Yates'
    Yup.

    And a “last orders” if you know what one of those is

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJM25R View Post
    Yup.

    And a “last orders” if you know what one of those is
    Went in one in Chorley once. One drink then gone, that's enough. Uggggghhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidd View Post
    Rhyl, hell’s anteroom, reserved for the junkies, piss-cans and walking compost bins that even Blackpool has seen ‘fit’ to reject.
    Echoing others thoughts, I have many happy memories of Rhyl.

    The fun fair and the house of horror along with fishing at the jetty next to the blue bridge and all the arcades.

    My wife and I visited in Oct 2017 when we were having 4 days in Chester.

    Now it’s just like one big house of horror!

    Quote Originally Posted by jwg663 View Post
    It's Helensburgh & Mackintosh.
    Sounds like a crap startup/crowdfund company for nasty quartz watches on cheap Nato’s

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    Quote Originally Posted by brigant View Post
    Where's London and all the other cities? They may be Ok in centre square mile but as soon as you get outside they have huge deprived areas.
    So true. And Donny hasn't had £15bn spent on a crossrail, or any rail, when it was part of the rail revolution. They are trying, the council, with a new theatre and so on, civic plazas with touristy things going on. But until the government shoves in some real money to the towns that earned them their money generations ago then it is really difficult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidd View Post
    Very much the same. Enjoyed a few holidays there about 40 or so years ago, extended family and close friends, when we were kids.
    The change has been remarkable. I don’t think i’ve ever seen such mounds of rubbish and filth collected behind closed, derelict, buildings this side of an apocolyptic/dystopian movie. It was like a more grim version of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road
    Rhyll was bad enough but Colwyn Bay was just a collection of pound shops and crap pubs. I was sat waiting for my missus and saw two blokes come out of a shop where they'd robbed 2 bottles of white lightning and were made up with their haul.

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    Margate for me. Full of chavs, the beach was filthy, nowhere decent to eat, hideous video arcade, single mums with scrunched back hair and hooker hoops battering their children. Hideous place

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    Quote Originally Posted by sish101 View Post
    Are you sure it was Scarborough and not Morecambe?
    Possibly
    Is it a complete shithole too?

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    Stevenage or Hatfield - utterly utterly soulless…. Depressingly bleak

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    On reflection this doesn't show the UK in a very good light, so called strong economy and so many shite towns, can't all be the fault of the EU

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    Swindon....I win.

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    If it wasn't it will be in a couple of years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Franky Four Fingers View Post
    Swindon....I win.
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    I'm currently in Rotherham and concur.

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    Wolverhampton. It's post-apocalypse personified; Many, many boarded up shops, plants growing in the guttering, pedestrian underpasses as dangerous as Raqqa, buskers singing 'Wonderwall' (cringingly badly), sales at the Pound shop(s), God-botherers, Chuggers and a pervasive smell of reasty cooking oil, etc, etc.

    Just waiting for Mad Max and crew to turn up to join all the other lunatics. They'd hardly be noticed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andyg View Post
    A couple more for consideration

    Barrow in Furness - britains largest cul-de-sec, but home to one of best chippies I ever visited.

    Newport - zero redeeming features except the pollution from Port Talbot.
    Went to Barrow for a meeting and decided to waste an hour waiting for the train out at the local ‘Spoons. What a strange clientele, most of whom were interbred and camped out for the day...


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    How can all these places be named without mentioning LEICESTER ?? fake list imo.

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    Went through Wolverhampton once by mistake. What a s hit hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadgerUK View Post
    The worst town I have visited in th UK is London, dirty, noisy, over crowded and rude.
    I have not been to a lot of places up North (north of Cheltenham), the two that stand out as being pretty grim are Doncaster and Hull.

    The worst town I have visited abroad is Rome and I travel a lot.
    It reminded me of Cairo quite a lot but the ancient piles of bricks were smaller but the piles of rubbish in the streets were bigger, disgusting place.
    Rome the best city I've ever been to in my opinion. It's got everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicaneuk View Post
    You're not a Mariners fan by any chance? I am (for my sins) but have to admit I do find it pretty sobering whenever I make the pilgrimmage to Blundell Park for a football match.. it really is pretty bleak around there. Though I appreciate that a lot of that is down to the decimation of industries that built that city, and not a comment on the residents themselves.
    No, not a Mariners fan. For my sins I split my allegiance between Hertha BSC and West Ham United. I know, not quite a glory hunter!
    I have to agree that the area surrounding Blundell Park is rough but your comment re the decimation of the Town’s industry is spot on.

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    It isn’t “Give us a list of crap towns”.

    It is “Are you proud of your home town?”

    What a surprise, that living in a town which gets revealed as a centre for grooming gangs................. Doesn’t exactly fill residents with pride.





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    Slightly off the subject on Thursday I went to Newark and its the only place I've been in ages were you didn't smell dope every 10 feet and weren't being acosted by bums in between the smells of dope, and in fairness to everyone here between the late 90s and late noughtys the country seemed relatively nice decent pubs and shops it only seems to have turned in to a proper shithole since the tories got back in.

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    Walsall in the West Midlands as just got to be the worst most horrible Town in the UK bar none.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTigerUK View Post
    How can all these places be named without mentioning LEICESTER ?? fake list imo.
    1. It's a city.

    2. It has the best sewage museum I have ever visited. Better than Hereford.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclealec View Post

    It has the best sewage museum I have ever visited.
    Is it full of $h1t ?
    Last edited by reggie747; 22nd February 2019 at 22:37.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclealec View Post
    1. It's a city.

    2. It has the best sewage museum I have ever visited. Better than Hereford.
    I bet the souvenir shop is full of crap

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    God the top 8 must be bad if Oldham is only 9, maybe it's perked up in the three or four years since I was there.

    Surprised not to see anything from South Wales on the list, much of it is lovely but Port Talbot and Ebbw Vale are, through no fault of there own, memorably dreary.

    Oh and I've just remembered Newcastle-under-Lyme, I had a meeting there once and my wife was with me and had to while away a couple of hours. She ran out of things to look at in the town centre with about 90 minutes to go.
    Last edited by Jeremy67; 22nd February 2019 at 22:42.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andyg View Post
    I would like to offer Milton Keynes for consideration for two reasons.

    1) its a New affluent Town with good infrastructure, housing, shops, green spaces, transport links, jobs , etc so doesn't not really have a single excuse to a place which causes your soul to actually leave your body as soon as you reach the sign which says Welcome to Milton Keynes"

    2) a number of people who live there and claim to love it and then leave as soon as the opportunity arises.
    As a man who grew up poor in MK I whole heartedly agree. Let’s not forget the prices in this wannabe London Town.

    Anyone in the north want a laugh, look up the prices in Netherfield on Zoopla

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTigerUK View Post
    How can all these places be named without mentioning LEICESTER ?? fake list imo.
    Let me guess, you are a Spurs fan😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob153 View Post
    Surprised, thought I'd see Slough in Berkshire at number 1, 2 and 3.......
    https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle...-a3969141.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by mk1974 View Post
    Living in Doncaster,yes the town centre is pretty poor ,but having travelled around a lot with work there’s definitely worst places ,I don’t think it’s in the top 10


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    I live in Doncaster too, and like anywhere it has its nice parts and its rough parts. It's a town that suffered hugely from the closing of pits. Scunthorpe, Barnsley, Bradford etc. are all equally as bad if not worse.

    I think it also suffers from not having a University to bring different ides/cultures etc. together. Certainly felt that way growing up.

    London should certainly be on that list...

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