Who remembers this Meat Loaf song? :D
Last edited by JPE; 6th April 2020 at 09:29.
Two beautiful lesbians moved in next door, over the next few months we became good neighbours and friends.
Just before my birthday they asked what I would like as a gift
I said I’d love a watch
Sure the Submariner is a nice time piece, but it not quite what I meant
Haha.Originally Posted by nunya
Love itHaha.
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Some more watch humour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF_MEE51Yrw
I posted it before, but its still funny.
Last edited by animalone; 12th January 2019 at 20:47.
Lol 😂
This is utterly stupid and childish but I laughed anyway.
An Irish man parks his brand new Porsche in front of his house to show it off to his mates..
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the lad grabs his mobile and calls the Garda.
Five minutes later, the Garda arrive.
Before the Guard has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically:
' My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters - it'll never be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the Guard shakes his head in disgust:
'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody are' he says.
'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life'.
' How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' snaps the Porsche Owner.
The Guard replies, 'Didn't you realise that your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you.
'The Irish man looks down in absolute horror.........
......................BLOODY HELL!!!!!!' he screams........ 'Where's my Rolex?
Is this a watch pillow or a baked potato?
If you think this is funny, meths might help.
I thought it was.
Maybe I insulted your watch and you got offended? :o
Social isolation is difficult. It's been hard not being able to go play pool with my friends, eat out, go to the cinema, even take a drive around the countryside. I haven't seen my better half in almost seven weeks. We video chat but it isn't the same. Life is tough right now.
Then this thread came along.
And taught me all about misery.
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