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    Some watch humor for Saturday

    Who remembers this Meat Loaf song? :D


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    Two beautiful lesbians moved in next door, over the next few months we became good neighbours and friends.

    Just before my birthday they asked what I would like as a gift

    I said Id love a watch

    Sure the Submariner is a nice time piece, but it not quite what I meant

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunya View Post
    Two beautiful lesbians moved in next door, over the next few months we became good neighbours and friends.

    Just before my birthday they asked what I would like as a gift

    I said Id love a watch

    Sure the Submariner is a nice time piece, but it not quite what I meant
    Haha.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JPE View Post
    Haha.

    Love it


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    Lol

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    Some more watch humour:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF_MEE51Yrw

    I posted it before, but its still funny.

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    Last edited by animalone; 12th January 2019 at 20:47.

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    Lol 😂

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    This is utterly stupid and childish but I laughed anyway.


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    An Irish man parks his brand new Porsche in front of his house to show it off to his mates..

    As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

    More than a little distraught, the lad grabs his mobile and calls the Garda.

    Five minutes later, the Garda arrive.

    Before the Guard has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically:
    ' My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters - it'll never be the same again!'

    After the man finally finishes his rant, the Guard shakes his head in disgust:

    'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody are' he says.
    'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life'.
    ' How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' snaps the Porsche Owner.

    The Guard replies, 'Didn't you realise that your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you.

    'The Irish man looks down in absolute horror.........
    ......................BLOODY HELL!!!!!!' he screams........ 'Where's my Rolex?


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