Reply With QuoteRub your eyes after chopping chilies
Use satnav on Dartmoor...
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Rub your eyes after chopping chilies
Pick your nose whilst going over a speed hump!
Submit a quantity of saliva to ancestry.co.uk...
Start a Rolex thread
Brilliant 😂Originally Posted by RJM25R
Have you not tried 'What3Words' ? Find any 3 meter square on the planet...
Your lucky it was saliva. I nearly got arrested.
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
And/or go to the bathroom without washing your hands first.
I can only imagine. Thankfully avoided that one!
Or in the Cairngorms National Park, never again...
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Whacking a very hungry Lion across the arse with a wet cricket bat!
Relax, I only learned that from a book!
Under-estimate SWMBO's memory for minutiae.
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
Talk politics on a watch forum
So VERY true!
Smuggle hashish and visit a Turkish prison...
Rub deep heat into your nether regions, not that I've learnt from experience
Comment on wife’s driving after she used the kerb to re align the front wheels
Cheers
Simon
Ralph Waldo Emerson: We ask for long life, but 'tis deep life, or noble moments that signify. Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical.
Argue with idiots.
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Apply deep heat to football injury then go to the toilet with out washing hands!!! Never again!!!
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Sorry to hear you’ve decided to leave.
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Use Izal toilet roll.
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Smoke while sitting on the toilet and flick your fag ash in the gap between ....
No you haven’t...
Very good
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Advising someone in front of you at your fav chippy that the chicken is fowl. Loved that place and was banned for months.
Glugging Jim Beam straight from the bottle (like they do in the westerns) after a a big night out.
I came to the next morning in exactly the same position... but feeling queasy & with a bit of a headache
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Let the wife drive. Ever.Comment on wife’s driving after she used the kerb to re align the front wheels
Did you really think you could pull with that one?
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Eating anything low calorie.
Yep done this... By accident. Never again. Relief was even funnierRub deep heat into your nether regions, not that I've learnt from experience
Yes you should…. What nonsense… pffttt
Talking dross shit head
Don’t try to locate your wallet after taking your overalls off
As a young lad I pulled down my trousers at a check out as I’d forgotten I’d taken my overalls off already….
The face of the checout girl was priceless….
Try explaining yourself out of that one…
Go and play out in your cock bonnet
I actually know a fella called Paul Bonnett, now calling him......you said.....
Good lad x x x
Eat yellow snow.
Trying to slam a wasp while driving.
THIS......and before anyone asks.......YES, it did hurt!!!!!!
Kaiteriteri MTB park, Golden Bay, NZ.
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FTFY!
Eat a Jungle extra hot Thai Curry for lunch, and sit very close to colleagues in the office in the afternoon!
Sell a vintage GMT
Let ALLY loose on sales corner...
Keep you’re mouth shut, when you’re in it up to your nose...
Lek’s for lunch tomorrow mate!
Still hanging onto the bars there - love the optimism!THIS......and before anyone asks.......YES, it did hurt!!!!!!
Kaiteriteri MTB park, Golden Bay, NZ.
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Didn’t really have an awful lot of time to think about it....one second I was on the platform whilst the next.....head butting the ground...
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Unless it’s in their eye I guess S 😜😜
Take out a fuel injector whilst the (petrol) engine is running.....suddenly you find your holding a flame thrower in you hand and sheets of fire are engulfing your engine bay/garage!
I was only 21 and a bit stupid at the time
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