A big Jamaican guy broke into a house and tied up the wife. He jumped on her, kissed her ear, then ran to the bathroom.
The husband whispered to his wife, “Satisfy him, or he’ll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you! Just be strong.”
The wife replied, “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear he’s gay, horny and looking for some Vaseline. I told him, ‘It’s in the bathroom.’
Let’s see who’s strong now!.

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