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  1. 28th March 2008, 09:19 #1
    ralphy
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    Man loses his wife.....

    An old man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

    "Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

    The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course! Do you know where your wife might be?"

    "I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."

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  2. 28th March 2008, 09:30 #2
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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    Lynn has that same ability too................... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  3. 28th March 2008, 09:32 #3
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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    Great :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  4. 28th March 2008, 09:40 #4
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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  5. 28th March 2008, 09:57 #5
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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  7. 28th March 2008, 16:19 #7
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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    :lol: :lol:
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  8. 28th March 2008, 20:27 #8
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  9. 29th March 2008, 09:22 #9
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  10. 29th March 2008, 12:36 #10
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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    That brightened up my Saturday morning :)
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  11. 29th March 2008, 13:11 #11
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    Great stuff ............ :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    ............Conrgatulations?

    Party time!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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  14. 2nd April 2008, 01:06 #14
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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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  15. 2nd April 2008, 01:19 #15
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    Re: Man loses his wife.....

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  16. 2nd April 2008, 08:35 #16
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