Pipistrelle?
Well done you, got to help the little fellas.
n2
Came home to some inquisitive new Scottish neighbours.
Then came home to find new Scottish neighbours had smashed the fence, eaten two apple trees, lots of shrubs and all my flowers, buckled the lid and cracked the surround of the septic tank. Broken three garden ornaments and shit everywhere🤬FFS.
Then yesterday afternoon found this little fella on the floor in the living room.
Put him outside in the open shed and pleased to report that he’s gone this morning.
Pipistrelle?
Well done you, got to help the little fellas.
n2
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.
Bats are awesome! Can't imagine navigating using sonar, must be fun
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He he I see your hounds are not really amused
Fas est ab hoste doceri
Blackie: “Right lads, we can’t be having these big hairy b*****ds on our turf and wrecking Master John’s garden. Which of you is going in to attack first?”
Dave: “Not me, guv, bloody massive they are!”
Woofy McWoof-face: “Who do you think I am, f*****g Lassie?! This is way above my pay grade, son. If you want me, I’ll be over there, licking my danglies.”
I won't pass up the chance to say "Aberdeen Anus".