Flesh coloured penis and a Pokemon on the dial, sweet.

People must be brave (that self admittedly don’t have money to risk) by spending £5k on something in the hope to make £1k!


I actually like the orange (yes it’s ORANGE not red) seconds hand but the rest is OTT. Imagine how nice it’d have been in a straight lug case with just the orange hand (maybe slightly lighter) Less is more!

“Oh that looks nice with the orange second hand, great. Now let’s add the orange to the bezel, done. Errr, actually let’s slap loads around the dial, hmm may be controversial. Get it made... actually no, make the penis a more natural colour. Go, go... hold on, slap a Pokemon on the dial and make it a tacky box”