Photo montage of all your exes looking happy and in compromising positions
Built a posh shed in garden, the wife is calling a log cabin. I'm after something interesting to go on the wall over the door and having no imagination thought I'd ask for ideas and suggestions. Good ones I'll pass off as my own to impress the wife. Wanting to keep it low tech so no electrical stuff. Thanks.
Photo montage of all your exes looking happy and in compromising positions
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Surely it’s antlers for a log cabin? Or a pair of vintage skis?
Buy my things!
www.instagram.com/Richmondwoodturning
Or a dartboard?
A stuffed and mounted otter?
Already got one of your pieces Eddie. Bit too futuristic this time. Ran out of toner trying to print the photos.
I know mate.
Get a dartboard. That's what I got for over the garage door! Hours of fun!
Abstract modernist deerhead sculpture ?
https://www.etsy.com/market/deer_head_sculpture
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A large picture frame with a tin of peaches, a large old clock face, a door key, three dirty socks and a candle all glued to it. It might look stupid but the modern art crowdwill queue to gaze adoringly at it and you can charge them admission!
The head of the first person who tries to break in to it!
got these above my man cave door and a set of fallow deer antlers on the opposing wall.
Maybe a deactivated old hammer shotgun on a nice gun rack, in keeping with the log cabin theme?
"Ok darling, my study is finally finished! You can come in."
"Oh I really like what you've done. It's masculine yet classy. Glad you took the hint about the paint."
"Yes darling. It's somewhere I can feel comfortable as you've turned the rest of the house into a chintz dream."
"Right, well I'll leave you to enjoy yourself."
*sees montage*
"That's a nice set of photos."
*peers more closely*
"Is that Becky? What's she doing with that flute?"
Hattori Hanzo Katana
This 'work' is by an in-law of a friend of ours. His work is very popular. I just don’t get it but it sells for thousands. Now, where’s that odd sock I had.....
https://www.saatchigallery.com/artists/paul_lee.htm
I have a deactivated AK-47 above the door to my den.
Really.
So clever my foot fell off.
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Saatchi’s taste in “art” is more about making junk valuable in my opinion.
His influence on the art world is extremely questionable.
Those “sculptures” would be laughed at in any school art department- but because Saatchi gives them wall space they become worth thousands...
They’re still garbage though.
Hmm nice beaver,,
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.
This gave me a chuckle
'Awkwardly bound together by the frayed remnants of a shoe string, Lee’s assemblage conveys the fragility and pathos of lost love and its detritus in this precariously balanced composition.'
Then further down he has what appears to be a boner in a towel
https://www.saatchigallery.com/artis...led_stairs.htm
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
I got these recently from a friend, they would look good on the wall in your man cave/shed.
A cardboard animal trophy like this?
This and other designs available from: Random Amazon seller
Surely only you (OP) will know - just depends what you're interested in - guns, trophies, cars, motorbikes, Star Wars or whatever.
Seems bit pointless putting up loads of knives or something because someone here suggested it.
Either of these
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1) A shelf 1/16" deeper than the radius of a paint tin
2) A tin of paint
3) A length of string
...come on its got to be a narwhal tusk (or a rare double tusk)
(hopefully a reproduction one not a real one)
Thanks to everyone for their replies. It was only intended as a light hearted post. Definately got me thinking of a militaria rather than hunting theme. Will have a look online for suitable hardware.
Hehe..
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