I generally find UK hotel breakfasts to be mediocre; most of the food is put out over hot plates to wither at the start of the sitting and left to deteriorate. When I used to travel around the UK for work I'd much rather stay in pubs or B&Bs as they normally cook a much smaller amount of covers to order.
It's been a few years now but I used to have dining rights at the BBC canteen in Broadcasting House and we had a standing competition on who could sneak the most rashers of bacon past the checkout (the premise being that you only paid for one). The record was also 7 and mostly involved the tactical use of baked beans.
I'm generally with you there but that looks a bit pallid and uninteresting.