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    Things We Will Never See During the Course of Our Lifetimes - Add to the List

    (1) World Peace
    (2) A curtailment of avarice.
    (3) The end of sexual harassment & related self-serving indiscretions.

    Chalk it up to human nature.
    Last edited by Bannon; 16th February 2018 at 19:23.

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    The USA confirming it faked the moon landings.

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    My wife admitting fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiny73 View Post
    My wife admitting fault.
    Thatll never happen in a thousand million lifetimes

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    Topical, as I live here - a united Ireland.

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    Hopefully never

    Another Clinton in the Whitehouse.

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    Roy from Blade Runner:
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhšuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

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    True equality for gays.

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    A stalker taking care of his family instead of trying to find out who is who

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    Extra £350m a week for the NHS ?

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    Flying cars.

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    Another slow worm.

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    Forum members who do not realise they are responding to trolls.
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    We were all promised jet packs by now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK View Post
    Forum members who do not realise they are responding to trolls.
    Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Smith View Post
    Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while
    By smell.......
    When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........

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    Brexit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK View Post
    By smell.......
    Smelly nuts, eeeuuggh

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    A announcement from Rolex that this year they are decreasing prices by 10%

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    Quote Originally Posted by vulcangascompany View Post
    A announcement from Rolex that this year they are decreasing prices by 10%
    Which would be closely followed by half the forum throwing themselves off Beach Head!

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    Check the curtains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by E_2_Right-Force View Post
    Another slow worm.
    Winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Leeds View Post
    Leeds getting promotion.
    Or at least finishing above seventh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.D View Post
    Half-Life 3
    And Portal 3!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raptor View Post
    A woman pleased with what she has
    Haha you win the thread, the internet, in fact everything!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raptor View Post
    A woman pleased with what she has

    God invented the female orgasm so women can moan when they're happy as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seadog1408 View Post
    God invented the female orgasm so women can moan when they're happy as well.
    Men have got it wrong anyway, women are only happy when they are moaning.

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    Fůrmula 1 like It used to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampoc View Post
    A brand new Rolex Daytona in an AD window at RRP.

    Come to NYC, no problem.

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    A man eating his own head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robins View Post
    A man eating his own head

    Sorry, but according to Monty Python it's already been done . . .


    Much to his dad and mum's dismay
    Horace ate himself one day
    He didn't stop to say his grace
    He just sat down and ate his face
    "We can't have this!" his dad declared
    "If that lad's ate he should be shared"
    But even as he spoke they saw
    Horace eating more and more:
    First his legs and then his thighs
    His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes
    "Stop him someone!" Mother cried
    "Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
    But all too late for they were gone
    And he had started on his dong...
    "Oh foolish child!" the father mourned
    "You could have deep-fried those with prawns"
    Some parsely and some tartar sauce..."
    But H was on his second course;
    His liver and his lights and lung,
    His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue
    "To think I raised himn from the cot
    And now he's gone to scoff the lot!"
    His mother cried what shall we do?
    What's left won't even make a stew..."
    And as she wept her son was seen
    To eat his head his heart his spleen
    And there he lay, a boy no more
    Just a stomach on the floor...
    None the less since it was his
    They ate it - and that's what haggis is


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