Reply With QuoteDonnie Braso. Mafia based polishing drama.
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Ready layer one- a lasagna western with an unusually meaty plot
Ready player on- a tale of a gamer with PMT
Donnie Braso. Mafia based polishing drama.
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CE Age - A riviting animated epic documenting the development and implementation of the European harmonised product certification system. (in French with subtitles!)
Rememer Me: Man alters internet memes, make them funnier and retweet them.
From Russia With Ove: A trip to St Petersburg with a leading engineer goes comically wrong.
Wilight: Because it's better than being in the dark.
Around the Wold in 80 Days: A snail's visit to Stow-on-the-Wold takes a lot longer than expected.
The Wold is not Enough: Sequel to the above - the same snail decides that he wants to go on trips to other places.
Ice Cold in Lex: Superman's nemesis painfully mistakes ice lolly for sex toy.
Lash of the Titans: The world's most painful whip.
Cash of the Titans: Maggie Smith and Larry Olivier bicker over small change.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom. Indy takes on a cult who worship the hidden camera comedian Dom Joly.
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Fist of Fur. Martial arts expert battles through a cold winter.
F.T.F.A.
The G(r)ay State - the rest writes itself...
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La La Lad - Teletubbies spin-off in which La La finds new friends at the Russia World Cup fan village. Rated 18, contains violence and scenes of a sexual nature.
Tree Colours Blue
Tree Colours White
Tree Colours Red
Irish remakes of classic Krzysztof Kieślowski movies go a little awry
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Ocky, the tale of an underdog, no hope, Italian American darts player who is given a shot at the title.
Ale Rider. Clint Eastwood as the CAMRA member with no name.
One armed wordsman, Hong Kong cinema's violent story of an amputee cross word expert and his fight for revenge.
Star Was; the story of a supernova
SAR Wars; the story of of search and rescue gang warfare
Lute - Donald Sutherland as NY private eye in search of missing mediaeval musical instrument.
Deadpoo
dare you enter the smallest room after johnny vagas dumps 25 pints and a chickn naga?
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marchingontogether!
Toy Tory ....... evil android prime minister takes control of puppet state..
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Tora! Tora! Tor! The story of the Japanese kamikaze attacks on Dartmoor.
Titani. A tale of late night optical breast ogling.
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Erase- magically removes ink or pencil graphite.
The Maltese Falco. A tale of the rise to fame of an 80's tribute rap artist in the Malta underground club scene.
LMAO, brilliant.Originally Posted by Puntsdog
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Irates of Somalia. A lot of rather angry African sailors.
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True Les. Biopic - starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Les Dennis and Jamie Lee Curtis as Amanda Holden.
Inept ion - charged particle gets things wrong in the multiverse
Casio - Robert De Niro stars as a Yakuza henchman brought in to rid Japan of all things Swiss.
The Hagover - 4 friends on a Vegas stag do wake up to realise that the ladies of the night they'd been with were really cheap!
Roundhog Day - a chubby marmot gets stuck in its burrow, a weatherman never gets to make amends and Spring never arrives.
Inglorious Basters - Tarantino directs a WWII drama set in a field kitchen.
2001: A Pace Odyssey - the 5 minute edit.
Jacob's Adder - Tim Robbins stars as Jacob Singer, a Vietnam vet with a penchant for reptiles.
The last temptation of chris
Danny baker tries to get our hero mr Evans out for one more round of champers coke and hookers
Onan the barbarian - warrior wastes his seed in fantasy adventures
The Assassins Cod - A fish wielding paid killer gets fried.
The Odfather - A comedy featuring marlon Brando as a kooky bit loveable and clumsy grandfather
Forest Gum - an epic b movie starring ladies with no teeth
Hoe Alone - the life story of a washed up prostitute starting Britney Spears
Godfinger - starting Sean Connery as the man with a ‘holey’ finger
Now white and the seven dwarves - the latest Michael Jackson biography
Seeping beauty - the story of one unfortunate woman’s battle with gangrene
Airpot - a whole plane gets very very stoned and hallucinates there are snakes everywhere starting Samuel l Jackson as a giant snake
Pup fiction - A gang of hit man robbing puppies take on the criminal underworld
Yeah think I’m done for now they are getting worse
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Irates of the Caribbean - when cruises go wrong
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Lien (and sequels Liens, Lien 3 etc.) For the lawyers
Raining Day - Denzel gets wet
Falling Don - Trump trips up
The Izard of Oz - Eddie misses Kansas
Ma Max - fat mum
Ad max - a long break in the middle of the program
MD Max - about an American doctor
Anon Fire - Denzel is a secret arsonist
M6 - Fallout. Ethan and the rest of the IMF team have a major disagreement on whether to stop for a cuppa and a pee break at Keele Services or press on to Sandbach.
Tran-spotting
A heroin addict Scotsman craves that one last drag!
James Cagney back playing a psychopathic miliner in White Hat.
Pumping Ron
Arnold Schwarzenegger gives legendary porn star Ron Jeremy a taste of his own medicine
The Ego Movie - I am awesome
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Brie Encounter
A lonely housewife must choose between a life of dull English Cheddar and a tasty French temptation.
Tea sprayed. Brilliant.
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Ho Fuzz
Documentary starring Magirus, who investigates the curious decline of hirsute beyatches in 21st century Europe
Missing in Acton. Chuck Norris goes in search of American PoWs being held in a jungle camp. In Ealing.
Danes with Wolves : documentary about the problems of ‘re-wilding’ in Denmark.
Len : Prosfessional Dudley hitman Len gets embroiled in his neighbour’s gangland troubles.
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
A Bride too far.
Das Bat
Once Upon a Time in the Wet - a hard-hitting and gritty depiction of a rainy bank holiday weekend in Snowdonia.
Ale Rider - one jockey's struggle with alcoholism.
The Princess Ride - the explosive, untold story of how Princess Anne nearly won the 1972 Grand National riding under an assumed name.
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Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
American Pi - Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by devising the perfect formulae.
Top 'un.
The story of four Yorkshiremen striving to become ace taxi drivers.
Pup Fiction. The briefcase contains biscuits and sausages.
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