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Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro battle it out at an all-inclusive buffet.
Licence to ill
The Beastie Boys take on James Bond.
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Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro battle it out at an all-inclusive buffet.
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Al Pacino and Robert De Niro battle it out over a trilby.
Vanishing Pint - an alcoholics view of the world
Catch M if you Can - 007 is tasked when the boss turns rogue
True Git - The Donald Trump Story
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Jas - a group of German yes-men go shark-fishing.
Dul - a Kia Ceed driver is menaced by a Transit van.
Del - A Reliant Robin driver is etc...
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Jim.
The Ting : Caribbean horror flick.
lade runner - An athlete enjoys many sexual encounters
Lie And Let Die - Double Oh Seven tells his bed-partner that she really is the one for him and that he'll never have eyes for anyone else
Deadpoo - Ryan Reynolds crimps off a floater
Fatastic Beasts And Where To Find Them - Rowling's fictitious creations being seen scoffing doughnuts in the local bakery
Hostbusters - The Marshmallow Man and Slimer ensure that spirit and mixer streams aren't crossed at dinner parties
The Hatful Eight - Samuel L Jackson and Kurt Russel tour the U.S. searching for the very best milliners
The Erminator - An indecisive T800 is unsure if he'll be back or not
American Pi - Freshmen do maths, with added tits
Raveheart - William Wallace goes clubbing
Ridge Over The River Kwai - It turns out that they don't have to build a bridge at all!
Raiders Of The Lost Ar - Indiana Jones goes in search of the missing K
Ran Man - An autistic savant jogs to Vegas despite being an "excellent driver"
To Gun - Or not to gun? Watch and find out.
Day of Thunder - Tom Cruise has a very brief racing car driving career.
The Spy That Loved E - Barbara Bach's Anya Amasova reveals how she deals with the pressures of being a Russian agent
'Aving Private Ryan - Private Ryan doesn't make it to the battlefield and gets duffed up by the bigger boys during selection instead
Apocalypse No - Colonel Kurtz is denied the smell of napalm in the morning and goes even more bananas
Gags Of New York - Amsterdam Vallon exacts revenge on Bill the Butcher in a "who laughs first dies" joke duel
Rn -- Kurosawa's epic on the discovery of radon by a retired Japanese warlord almost 300 years before Rutherford & Owens took the credit in 1899.
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Fry - Tank overheats
Thema and Louise - Girl does solo road trip in a Lancia.
Op Gun - The story of a surgeon by day, mercenary by night.
Thelma and Louse: a girl on the run gets nits.
The Ark Knight - spin off from Indiana Jones - The Knight guarding the holy grail's story of 700 years in a cave.
Even Samurai - 6 Samurai's quest to find a seventh member
Back t' the future - 80's reboot set in Yorkshire
Ladiator - Lad Bible re-make
The PreStig - Stig's former career as a magician
A Clockwork Range - Alex DeLarge's struggles with his old cooker
St Elmo's Ire - Conflicted saxophonist muppet finds God
The Dark Night - A movie about a families survival during a power cut.
Can I just add that this thread has literally had me in tears and my stomach hurts
The Fat and the Furious - weight watchers meets local mob
One With The Wind
Scarlett O'Hara discovers enlightenment through flatulence.
The Blue Brothers. A film about Chubby Browns childhood.
Pup Fiction - the tale of a dog that was born to save the world
Fantastic Beats and where to find them. A round up of the worlds best nightclubs.
The Ruffalo - biography of a Hollywood star Mark Ruffalo
Mr Doubtfire - Secrets exposed.
Bride of spies - Mark Rylance dons a dress.
Foggy
Who killed Roger Rabbi - Bob Hoskins in whodunnit set in Golders Green.
Lord of the Ings
"The future of Liverpool FC rests in the fate of the One Ing, which has been unfit to play for too long. But fate has placed it in the hands of a young manager named Frodo Klopp, who inherits the Ings and steps into legend. A daunting task lies ahead for Jurgen when he becomes the Ingsbearer and must continue his quest to find the top of the Premier League Mountain."
The Desolation of Smug: A community is laid waste by a 'been there, seen that, bought the watch' dragon.
Bridge of Pies - new canal crossing opens in Wigan
Feces - a shitty Denzel Washington movie.
Angels With Dirty Aces - cardsharps in the afterlife
Easy Ride - A night out with the dood
Seven Brides or Seven Brothers - A lesson in sexual orientation
My fir lady - the x-rated version of the Audrey Hepburn classic, with parts especially for Magirus & Velorum.
Dead pets society - Robin Williams tear jerker set in a vetinary practice.
Foggy
Lord of The Lies - The sales thread from hell
True Git - The life of Alf Garnet
Oldfinger - 007 romp featuring the oldest Bond girl ever.
Wet Side Story - A tale of happy marriage
Ape Fear - Tales from the monkey house
Pear Harbor
A load of Zeros bomb an orchard.
Robin Hood: Men in Tight - Robin is up to his old tricks of taking and giving in this forest based classic.
Shaun of the DEA
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost bust Shaun the Sheep's cocaine cartel.
Some Like It Ho
Ice Cube serenades Marilyn Monroe.
Faro
The Coen brothers fly into Portugal.
The Never-Ending Tory - Can anyone get Michael Heseltine to shut up?
The Life and Death of Colonel Limp - Biopic about a former soldier who can't walk properly.
The Red Hoes - Story about some Communist gardening equipment.
I'm glad we haven't got to pick a winner! Many are truly excellent.
A couple I'm not sure what the real film was though.........I'm not a movie buff.
Sycho! Silent "P" in a shower.
9 steps - The prequel.
Rear Widow
Hitchcock's masterpiece brought up to date and taken roughly from behind.
Free Will
Just do what you want
Tomb rider. A documentary exploring the seedy underworld sport of sepulchre steeplechase.
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