Reply With QuoteGodfellas - Gangsters in the Vatican
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Interstella - Lager from another Dimension
New game....As per thread title, the funnier the better
For example:-
Reel Without a Cause - a very boring, pointless film.
The Jungle Boo. Wild animals hide in bushes and then jump out and scare people.
The Bids. Tippi Hedren and Rod Taylor get attacked by auctioneers.
Superma - A story about a great mother
Blow-U - David Hemmings gets a nosh
The Dirty Doze - A man takes a nap at the rubbish tip
Of Ice & Men - some blokes fanny about at the south pole
Godfellas - Gangsters in the Vatican
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Interstella - Lager from another Dimension
Alie - there wasn't really a creature
One in 60 seconds - About time
Unkirk - later Star Trek movies
There must be loads!
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Life of Bran - Free movement!
Irn Man - Glaswegian Superhero Powered by The Bru
Star Ars - west country talent show. Or possibly Tar Wars, a documentary about bitumen.
"A man of little significance"
The Hut For Red October - Well they had to hide it somewhere....
The Stig - Robert Redford as an anonymous car tester and featuring Paul Newman as Jeremy Clarkson.
Sleepless in Settle - Insomnia. In North Yorkshire.
Lose Encounters: The story of a very heavy weekend.
Around the world in 8 days: The story of the first jet powered balloon flight.
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Pup Fiction - It's a dogs life
Bogie Nights - It's a tear jerker.
Car - cheap cartoon version
Lice in Wonderland - Scratch the itch
Ill Bill - self explanatory.
Tar Wars – A long time ago on a driveway far, far away...
One with the wind - Scarlett O'Hara finds love at her sprawling baked bean plantation
Car Ash: A tale of rioting in South LA.
Home Lone - The joys of Air B&B!
Free Fir - a man tries to give away a Christmas tree, but it all goes wrong
Dave E
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
1 - Dudley Moore falls for a munter
Ars Attacks - Bums from outer space invade
Peed - Sandra Bullock regrets boarding a bus with no facilities
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Tar Trek - man arrives home to newly-laid drive and must make his way to the front door without leaving tracks...
Moan - One person moans all day
Despicable M - 007's boss goes rogue
9½ Wees - Incontinence drama with Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke
Ars - the sequel to Ars Attacks..... the most powerful country in the world is being run by an massive bum from outer space
The God, the Bad, and the Ugly - the story of the Vatican Bank.
Itchfinder General - instructional film for the first-time cat owner
Host - Whoopie Goldberg throws a party
The Hootist - follow the daily life of an owl
Aging Bull - Robert de Niro in classic farmyard weepie
The Lost City of - Explorers looking for the centre of a lost civilisation in the jungle fail to find the capital.
Godfinger - a spy is sent to investigate the riches of the church
30 - a rather small Spartan skirmish
Rolls - History of the bread roll
A Fistful of Dollar - Investigative journalist exposes conspiracy surrounding the deaths of a famous 80s pop duo in a meat grinding accident.
Onan the Barbarian - sleazy exploitation imagery of musclebound psychos pleasuring themselves.
Mob Dick - unofficial sequel to "Onan the Barbarian"
Toy Tory - Woody and Buzz are joined by Maggie.
Rainspotting - Cinéma vérité treatment of a visit to Scotland
The Fat and The Furious - A documentary about the plus-sized tempest, Brian Blessed.
West Side Tory - rival gangs in Brent and a young Michael Heseltine - leader of The Blues falls for a girl from The Reds.
001 - A James Bond prequel.
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2 Angry Men - Forum warrior argues with his own alter-ego online
Danes With Wolves - the latest Scandinavian noir
One with the wind
Too many beans around the camp fire in this southern states epic. It transpires that it was also the inspiration for that scene in Blazing Saddles.
Foggy
Star Ars - 3rd and final installement of the bums from outer space.. finally earth fights back and the bums are defeated and sent back to their home world
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Bike riding aerial trips with a gravelly voiced, drug dealing, alien.
Foggy
The magnificent Seve
Golfing western with the mother of all shoot-outs at the 19th hole.
Foggy
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Did You Hear About the Organs? - Hugh Grant charms in hilarious surgery romcom
The itch
Joan Collins gets an STI "downstairs".
Foggy
Enter the drago
Has been snooker player tries his hand at martial arts.
Foggy
The ion king
Simba returns in this electrically charged musical.
Foggy
Hahaha,
I was just about to write "The Ion King - The Michael Faraday Story".
Thanks. That's me chuckling and getting strange looks in the office. No work done for the last hour...!
Tax driver - you'll never guess where this accountant is going.
Full meal jacket - watch Stanley Kubrick feed his 9 month old daughter.
Toy Tory - this is Theresa as you have never seen her before!
Carface - the latest Diana biography.
I do apologise for that last one.
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