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    What made you choose your carer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfie View Post
    Sky used to shorten the programme titles on their old platform...

    I was intrigued by the programme title - Extreme Fis.....

    Only to discover it was related to fishing
    You just made me properly laugh out loud! What an anti climax. ;-)

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    Surprised to find this thread is still going :grin:

    I had one today: "Wedding Band Re-sizing" - I assumed they wanted to add a bass player or something.

    EDIT: Also, whenever I see the "BrexitWatch" thread, I think the forum is planning a special edition commemorative watch for the big event.
    Last edited by seffrican; 16th July 2017 at 09:34. Reason: Addition

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    "Multiple Sinns on a single handset advice"

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    Crouton Watch - I assumed it was a watch to wear during the soup course.

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    "Spamming nearly 60 years", "Croydon watch".
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    Quote Originally Posted by E_2_Right-Force View Post
    "Spamming nearly 60 years".
    The day will come when some posters will be able to say that.

    Actually, it already feels like some of them have been spamming for 60 years....

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    Misread thread titties

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Misread thread titties
    Excellent! Extra points for going meta on the thread.

    Also, "Hotel double bonking issue"

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    Quote Originally Posted by seffrican View Post
    Excellent! Extra points for going meta on the thread.
    But lose points for repetition.
    Quote Originally Posted by Backward point View Post
    "Misread thread titties..."
    Quote Originally Posted by magirus View Post
    Misread thread titties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Curta View Post
    But lose points for repetition.
    Curse my failing memory. I blame the rum.

    Should probably grant some more extra points for semi-successful plagiarism though?

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    Wonderful Beasts and Where to Find them.

    When Mrs Yumma bought that DVD home I thought eh-up that sounds like a great movie, then I re-read the title and was wholly disappointed.

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    I actually thought that the Chloe ayling thread was in wtb
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Steinhart ovum

    something very different from what I was expecting

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    Rabbit Snakes.

    It's probably only me and it's not particularly funny but I read it as Rabbit Snakes.

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    Old Boilers? Opinions/pros/cons?
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    `Watch Police auctions`.

    Presumably wristwear that has been confiscated by the forum watch police and then sold to cover their costs?

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    Substitute one letter from a film title.












    Oh hang on, that's not me is it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seffrican View Post
    Curse my failing memory. I blame the rum.

    Should probably grant some more extra points for semi-successful plagiarism though?
    Oops sorry should have checked!
    Ian

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoakknives View Post
    Oops sorry should have checked!
    Ian
    To be fair, it's worth a repetition now and then. And I'm not giving up the rum, so it'll probably seem new to me every time.

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    Farewell rich patina.

    Thought it might be about polishing and dial/hand replacement.

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    Well OT, Lambs navy rum, 70% profit!

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