What made you choose your carer?
You just made me properly laugh out loud! What an anti climax. ;-)Originally Posted by Wolfie
Sky used to shorten the programme titles on their old platform...
I was intrigued by the programme title - Extreme Fis.....
Only to discover it was related to fishing
Surprised to find this thread is still going :grin:
I had one today: "Wedding Band Re-sizing" - I assumed they wanted to add a bass player or something.
EDIT: Also, whenever I see the "BrexitWatch" thread, I think the forum is planning a special edition commemorative watch for the big event.
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"Multiple Sinns on a single handset advice"
Rotting pen refurbishment.
Crouton Watch - I assumed it was a watch to wear during the soup course.
"Spamming nearly 60 years", "Croydon watch".
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The day will come when some posters will be able to say that.
Actually, it already feels like some of them have been spamming for 60 years....
Misread thread titties
Excellent! Extra points for going meta on the thread.
Also, "Hotel double bonking issue"
But lose points for repetition.
Curse my failing memory. I blame the rum.
Should probably grant some more extra points for semi-successful plagiarism though?
Carnal holidays
Wonderful Beasts and Where to Find them.
When Mrs Yumma bought that DVD home I thought eh-up that sounds like a great movie, then I re-read the title and was wholly disappointed.
Vital Speed Bumps
Wanted, Seiko Shotgun
I actually thought that the Chloe ayling thread was in wtb
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Steinhart ovum
something very different from what I was expecting
Rabbit Snakes.
It's probably only me and it's not particularly funny but I read it as Rabbit Snakes.
Gun Rages Las Vegas
Old Boilers? Opinions/pros/cons?
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Jim.
`Watch Police auctions`.
Presumably wristwear that has been confiscated by the forum watch police and then sold to cover their costs?
Funniest Apologies you've ever heard.
MX5 Mk1 Eunuch
When are you next intending to take a bath?
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
`Any love for ex-partner2`
Substitute one letter from a film title.
Oh hang on, that's not me is it.
"Strap-on assistance".
Battle Cruise.......Highly Recommended!!
Oops sorry should have checked!
Ian
Any residing pissartists?
To be fair, it's worth a repetition now and then. And I'm not giving up the rum, so it'll probably seem new to me every time.
Farewell rich patina.
Thought it might be about polishing and dial/hand replacement.
I'd got that as Rich Piano.
Show Me Your Cortina .
F.T.F.A.
Smoking Children
'Is It Time For Cyclops To Legally Have Insurance?'
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Jim.
Well OT, Lambs navy rum, 70% profit!
Lesbian recommendations.
The lager ladies thread
...and that would be a lot of lager...
Cat buying advice - weekend toy.
Anyone got a Grauniad to show us?
'A Bit Of Coprophilia This Afternoon...'
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Jim.
"Speedy Tuesday for sale £4100"
Sadists Allow Women Drivers
How can I access fifty shades of grey web and what its like?
Fas est ab hoste doceri
Rab C Nesbitt jacket for sale
Bit of a paedophile this afternoon.
"Any experience selling rare motorcycle boots"?
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