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    Any Pot planting experts on site?

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    New With Tags - Haggis Insulated Womans jacket...

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    I'm convinced I've just bought some fake Meccano...
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    Edging-advice needed

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    Foo Fighters - Overlong
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    Innocent Joyce...

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    Archie luxury anyone.

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    Sausage Casanova

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    Have Barbours & Hairdressers gone underground ? :)

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    Oddest watch in your collection
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Curta View Post
    Oddest watch in your collection
    That would be a very good thread to start. Unfortunately none of my collection qualify as odd. Well, not in my opinion anyway....

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    Help with a survey for a dissection.

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    Any Vulva experts? Hair conditioning problem.

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    Honey - What is it all about?

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    Mental railways

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    FS-A new Meccano Venezuelan Arsehole

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    Show us your dongs.

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    Line of Duty-did you puke?

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    Used Camra Cellars?

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    New Garage door won’t talk to me

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    WTB - talking garage door
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    Forget your own knife courses.

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    Electronic Ray Mears?

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    ... and... STD His n Hers?

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    I'm tired of normal ears.
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    FS- A new Mechanical Venezuelan Arse'ole
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    New garage door talks to me.

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    Show your Cortina

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    Would you trust an anonymous car?

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    Cat washing advice-Kitten Technique:



    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both
    lids up.

    3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

    4. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
    The cat will self-agitate to make ample suds. (You may need to stand on
    the lid so that he cannot escape.) Never mind the noises that come from
    your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his
    paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "Power Wash" and
    Rinse", which I have found to be quite effective.

    6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no
    people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where
    he will dry himself.

    Sincerely,

    THE DOG

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    Show Us Your Grey Deals

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    Time for another taboo

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    Would you trust an anonymous cat?
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    Stains and weight loss

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    God save the Queen.

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    Geese with the 'wow' factor (foul content)

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    FS A new Mercedes Vandriving Ar5ehole

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