In the mid-1960s I was posted to Newquay Police Station. As a fresh-faced youngster I was deemed to be more in touch with the wave of degenerates and dropouts that inhabited the place then. This led to my start in the world of journalism; a notelet designed to help combat the wave (sorry) of crime amongst the surfing community.
May I present my efforts with the glow of pride at revealing to the world my first literary outpouring that the caretaker didn't make me wash off.