"All gong and no dinner" Marvelous.
"All gong and no dinner" Marvelous.
I heard a good one today. A bit sexist but someone at work described a woman as a "LRF". Apparently it means "Low Resolution Fox", i.e. better when viewed from a distance.
There are several for that phenomena. I like "back beauty", but my favourite has always been the "Double Barker", ie. body of Sue Barker, face of Ronnie Barker. THank the Viz Profanisauris for that one.Originally Posted by PipPip
What about "but face" as in everything but the face.
"Sounds good on the phone, add 4 stone."
Women who sound sexy on the phone, are usually much larger than you'd hope
Ha ha - Years ago I had an accountant who had the sexiest phone voice I have ever heard."Sounds good on the phone, add 4 stone."
Women who sound sexy on the phone, are usually much larger than you'd hope
I always imagined she was stunning, but I made a point of never meeting her, so my fantasy remains intact
A favourite (non-sexist one) of mine is "As welcome as a dose of clap in a convent"
M.
PS Funny how men always think the woman is 'loose' - Couldn't be them who are failing to fit the slot, could it?
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How about, Lower than a smackheads nostrils
All fart and no smell.
"butter face", surely?
Edit: I'm not sure the OP was actually about sexist euphemisms; it seems more in the vein of "All mouth, no trousers".
Modern version of the old “Mutton dressed as lamb”.
Indeed, and also referred to as “all talk, no action”.
Golden deceiver is my choice.
Kronenbourg 1664
16 from the back-64 from the front.
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An Australian acquaintance once told me he was I a relationship with sock's, some other **** kids...
Be interested if anyone has heard this one, my gang used it all the time back in the day but I've never seen or heard it anywhere else.
Description of a lovely derrière seen in motion -
"She's chewin' a toffee"
Descriptive of a shapely but older lady wearing clothes inappropriate for her age "Atomic Mutton"
More or less – “ that one’s chewing toffee!”
Body off Baywatch, face off crime watch.
A similar phrase in the US is 'all hat and no cattle'.
And another alternative for when someone talks a lot but never follows through, they are all fart no G&D, you can work it out.
"Nice from far but far from nice"
She"s got more faces than the Town Hall Clock
A pal once commented that a lass had "a set of teeth like a witchdoctor's necklace".
F.T.F.A.
A Big Muff ?
Like a Wizards Sleeve
A Clowns Pocket
Wetter than a Otter"s pocket
I worked with a cockney who had some delightful phrases
more teeth than a Ferrari gearbox
he also referred to woman as it
take a look at it, more teeth than a Ferrari gearbox.
Golf related....
Sally Gunnell - topped shot, bit ugly but runs a long way.
The sister shagger - A topped ball that goes where you wanted it just doesn't feel like a result.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
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