Reply With QuoteNot sure about the bald man but for the second one you'd have a quarter left :-)Originally Posted by Devonian
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I often wonder 'when a bald man is washing his face how high up does he go?'
What would happen to me if I got scared half to death twice?
Not sure about the bald man but for the second one you'd have a quarter left :-)
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#mathsninja.
LOL
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Ha ha... Full on chortle...!
Ha ha so 75% dead then
You can be scared half to death an infinite number of times...
Yes, the "half-life"curve is asymptotic.
he he, made me chuckle very loudly
The answer to the bald man question is that we wash to the same line as those with hair. This isn't so much through force of habit, but rather a somewhat futile effort to build up a thin film of grime that gives the impression of emerging stubble.
Where do flys go in winter?
How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work?
How do you grow seedless grapes (I do know this one though)
If you put some bits and pieces up for sale and sell all but one, what do you have left?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What's sliced bread the best thing since?
Why do doors at Harvard University have Yale locks on them?
Olive oil is made from olives.
Sunflower oil is made from sunflowers.
Baby oil is made from ...?
My vote goes to the white Daisy. Maybe I spend too much time in here...
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Would my arse look big on some dressed too?
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"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
"cheap at half the price"
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Why does the Rolex DayDate have a cyclops over the date but not the day?
Why do men have nipples?
Well, some do develop breasts........
If a woman's work is never done, how come they have so much time for buying shoes, clothes, handbags and talking to their mums on the phone and finding infinite amounts of crap on Facebook "interesting"?
A kingdom is ruled by a king
A county is ruled by a count
What is a country ruled by??
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David Cameron (not a political comment, as its the G&D)
That's why it's never done...
Regarding the first point, I once heard somebody define "countryside" as the intentional killing of Piers Morgan, which I momentarily considered a little harsh.
"head over heels"
Isn't everything found in the last place you looked ?
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Why is there only one monopolies commision ?
If you put hot liquid in a thermos it keeps it hot, if you put cold liquid it keeps it cold - but how does it know?
What did we go back to before the drawing board was invented??
The Stone Age.
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"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Why did Tensing's mum name him after a Leyland van?
Was it invented before or after 6 July 1189?
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
Do turtles think we move way too fast?
If you are half way up, aren't you also half way to the bottom?
Why is it always:
The last pint you drank (but never the 15 before it)
Or, the take away, that's to blame?
When you order soup with a half sandwich, who gets the other half?
Our kitchen, apparently...
Why Croydon ?
Now it's all CAD and drawing boards are obsolete what do we go back to now?
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I can be ironic & thus express irony.
If I'm sardonic, what am I expressing?
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Jim.
If you don't wear socks you can't pull em up
Because they were picked at MIT
Why Notts?
if all men are created equal, why do some have Rolex's?
What next..?
why does Nigel Farage look like a sausage?
Who invented bread?
What was the world's largest island before Australia was discovered?
that would be Greenland . same as today considering australia is considered a continent not an island
Running on the road is hard, you have to move yourself along using your legs at speed against the wind sustaining your kinetic energy.
Running up a hill is harder, you have all of the above + gravity to contend with as you gain potential energy.
Why is it harder to run on an inclined treadmill than a flat treadmill when you are not gaining height on either ?
Position your cursor at the top of this guy's head:
In the first part you'll see that his head hardly moves. Once he releases his grip he's moving up and down. Up when he steps forward and down as the treadmill lowers him...hence he is effectively always stepping uphill and expending more energy than on the flat, however he doesn't gain height overall. But you probably already knew that...
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