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    Who said all the nice girls were taken??


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    Rock-solid, nailed-on validation the ex did the right thing.

    Plus, I hate her stupid CBBC-presenter face.

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    Well when the next medicine resistant strain of STD pandemic is announced we have a pretty well educated guess who patient zero is!


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    Is the human or Klingon?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Hotel View Post
    Plus, I hate her stupid CBBC-presenter face.
    Fantastically accurate description!!

    I would never have made that connection, but once you say it... brilliant!


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    All those 'facials' haven't done her complexion any good, must be a myth, don't tell the missus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundood View Post
    All those 'facials' haven't done her complexion any good, must be a myth, don't tell the missus.
    Just what I was going to say, Dood. Looks a lot older than thirty.

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    Nothing more barking than a jilted insecure woman, this is a good case in point.

    30 ? I don't think so

    I bet she has a twat like a broken cat flap now.

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    Even the expression....

    Classy

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    Envy is a terrible trait chaps.

    Bet if it was a bloke you'd be all "go lad go. respect!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Josh B View Post
    Envy is a terrible trait chaps.

    Bet if it was a bloke you'd be all "go lad go. respect!"
    Not at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by senwar View Post
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    Even the expression....

    Classy
    Nah.
    His bugle is nowhere near as crooked as hers.
    Last edited by Maysie; 3rd June 2016 at 15:51.

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    Well that nice girl has definitely been taken. In every orifice.

    Actually Josh, you do have a point. My daughter is eleven and starting to develop. It worries the hell out of me knowing all the dads of boys are going 'get in there son!' I'll be following her with a shotgun for the next ten years.

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    Lets play spot the difference.....





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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaunidle View Post
    Well that nice girl has definitely been taken. In every orifice.

    Actually Josh, you do have a point. My daughter is eleven and starting to develop. It worries the hell out of me knowing all the dads of boys are going 'get in there son!' I'll be following her with a shotgun for the next ten years.
    I'm in your camp ,but my mate as 2 lads and loves telling me what his boys are gonna do (twat)

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    "As he pulled down my leggings..."

    Classy.

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    One to bang her and one to make sure the bag doesn't fall off and hold the sick bucket is NOT having sex with two people.


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    Woteva minga.. Seriously though, who f cares? I love public schooled ladies, spares the effort.
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