closing tag is in template navbar
timefactors watches



TZ-UK Fundraiser
Results 1 to 13 of 13

Thread: My wife went to the doctor.

  1. #1
    Craftsman
    Join Date
    Jun 2018
    Location
    dunfermline fife
    Posts
    258

    My wife went to the doctor.

    A woman goes to the doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner.

    The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?"

    The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'."

    The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."

    Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. She says: "Doctor that was brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once! Tell me Doc...what's the secret? How does the water do that?"

    The Doctor says: "Janet, it's really nae big secret. The water does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."

  2. #2
    Minters


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

  3. #3
    Master
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    1,687
    Class!

  4. #4
    Craftsman
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    Location
    Herts UK
    Posts
    654
    Fantastic

  5. #5
    Grand Master VDG's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Whitehole
    Posts
    18,637
    Old gold
    BREAKING: Iranian boats attempted to sink a British oil tanker in the Gulf of Tonkin.

  6. #6
    Craftsman
    Join Date
    Jul 2018
    Location
    bucks
    Posts
    272
    Made me laugh


    Sent from my iPad using TZ-UK mobile app

  7. #7
    Craftsman
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Herts
    Posts
    312
    Made my wife laugh!

    Sent from my SM-A750FN using Tapatalk

  8. #8
    LOL

  9. #9
    Craftsman
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Manchester
    Posts
    956
    Oh dear! 🤭

  10. #10
    Journeyman
    Join Date
    Mar 2017
    Location
    Hants UK
    Posts
    140
    Hmmm... :-)

  11. #11
    Journeyman
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Leek staffordshire
    Posts
    234
    great!

  12. #12
    Apprentice
    Join Date
    Jun 2019
    Location
    High Wycombe UK
    Posts
    47
    very good....

  13. #13
    Journeyman recaptured's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2019
    Location
    Sunderland
    Posts
    51
    Funny for a Sunday morning !


    Sent from my iPhone using TZ-UK mobile app

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •