closing tag is in template navbar
timefactors watches



TZ-UK Fundraiser
Page 5 of 5 FirstFirst ... 345
Results 201 to 222 of 222

Thread: Mornington Crescent

  1. #201
    Master sean's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    UK/Canada
    Posts
    4,631
    Mornington covfefe

  2. #202
    Craftsman
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Location
    Plymouth Devon
    Posts
    406
    Brexit or not, the only response is Monument

  3. #203
    Master Jardine32's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2017
    Location
    North East
    Posts
    1,055
    After much reflection I am going to declare Toqvists Protocols and play Latimer Road.
    J

    Sent from my HUAWEI VNS-L31 using Tapatalk

  4. #204
    Wood Green en passant towards Cockfosters, but only on Fridays when the line is blocked so a detour via East Ham.

  5. #205
    I'm fairly sure, given the President of the United States is in London at this precise moment, that the Air Force Seven ammendment is in play.

    Only one option for me then, that's a trip, via Regents Park, of course, to Ickenham.

  6. #206
    Master AlphaOmega's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Trinovantum
    Posts
    8,324
    Engineering works on the Piccadilly mean a quick stop at Ruislip it is, then.

  7. #207
    Master Jardine32's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2017
    Location
    North East
    Posts
    1,055
    Given todays date the Voorhees Amendment is live to play, therefore double Hammersmith.
    J

    Sent from my HUAWEI VNS-L31 using Tapatalk

  8. #208
    Master
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Buckinghamshire, UK.
    Posts
    2,278
    I believe that under the yet-to-be-superseded, Rule 3, (Paragraphs 5-12) of the Chamonix-Bloemfontain Pact, I can safely play Lancaster Gate as my next move, and indeed I duly do so.

  9. #209
    Grand Master Raffe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Lėtzebuerg
    Posts
    19,479
    According to the Lancaster Gate exception, I call for a five minute sports break, followed by a return to Paddington.


  10. #210
    Master Jardine32's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2017
    Location
    North East
    Posts
    1,055
    I refer honourable players to the 1999 Red Ken versus The People ruling, regarding inverse changes in the capital on days when blimps are airborne. Therefore I play Westminster Bridge.
    J

    Sent from my HUAWEI VNS-L31 using Tapatalk

  11. #211
    Master sean's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    UK/Canada
    Posts
    4,631
    

  12. #212
    Grand Master Mr Curta's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Mainly UK
    Posts
    10,545
    The Rimet Variation applies until midnight on Tuesday, permitting me to trump with Gareth Southgate.

  13. #213
    Master sean's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    UK/Canada
    Posts
    4,631
    Wood Lane.

    And I invoke Rule 401.1, so mind your track changes.

  14. #214
    Grand Master Raffe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Lėtzebuerg
    Posts
    19,479
    Quote Originally Posted by sean View Post
    Wood Lane.

    And I invoke Rule 401.1, so mind your track changes.
    Are you joking? It's the first Saturday of the decade, so 401.1 is completely off limits.

  15. #215
    Master AlphaOmega's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Trinovantum
    Posts
    8,324
    I missed the last AGM so I've no idea about 401.1.

    Playing safe, let's stay on the Circle line.

    Latimer Road.

  16. #216
    Craftsman
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    New Forest
    Posts
    555
    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega View Post
    I missed the last AGM so I've no idea about 401.1.

    Playing safe, let's stay on the Circle line.

    Latimer Road.
    Sorry that is ridiculous, just because you missed the last AGM doesn't mean you can ignore the rules, having just eaten salt and chilli dry ribs with complimentary prawn crackers I play Latimer Road round to Baker Street, Bakerloo line down to Piccadilly Circus

  17. #217
    Master
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    London
    Posts
    4,034
    Now we all know that under the General Convention of 1999, which was subsequently formalised and adopted by Mornington Crescent Chapters worldwide under the Unification Assembly of 2001, it was decreed that on the first Sunday of every decade, we go back to where it all started.

    Paddington.

  18. #218
    Master Possu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Finland
    Posts
    2,965
    I’m very sorry but 401.1 was not accepted without dispute in the -99 General Convention. I believe you’ll find the official objection of the representative of Vanuatu in the final transcript, appendix 32, subject five. Therefore Unification Assembly can not have made a valid adoption of the decadent decades rule. I must demand that all movement will cease immediately, we’ll go back to Wood Lane and an intermediary board will be assembled to discuss the matter under the Lassiter, Lassiter & Rawlins clause before any further Bakerloo line on a sunday nonsense. Gentlemen, this is just not cricket.

    Edit. I’ll nominate First Grand Engineer to act as chair
    Last edited by Possu; 5th January 2020 at 19:15.

  19. #219
    Master sean's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    UK/Canada
    Posts
    4,631

  20. #220
    Master PhilipK's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Hampshire, UK
    Posts
    3,336
    It would appear that a number of players are labouring under the bizarre illusion that we have entered a new decade, whereas patently that event is almost a year away.

    Fortunately the founding fathers predicted that such an outbreak of mass dis-information might occur, and this was obviously the rationale behind the production of codicil D, sub-paragraphs E and F (specifically part 2.3.7j).

    Bizarrely, this means that Latimer Road is indeed the correct next move.

  21. #221
    Master
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    London
    Posts
    4,034
    Under the extraordinary powers granted under the I Never Thought I Would See Anything Like This Outside of a Film or Book rules (1994, Section 1, A) we go back to where this all started - Paddington.

  22. #222
    Grand Master markrlondon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    London, England
    Posts
    22,292
    Blog Entries
    25
    Quote Originally Posted by bambam View Post
    Under the extraordinary powers granted under the I Never Thought I Would See Anything Like This Outside of a Film or Book rules (1994, Section 1, A) we go back to where this all started - Paddington.
    In that case, may I be the first to claim the Wuhan (Prematurely Open) Detour Rule. There is an enhanced buy in for this Rule, namely 200 rolls of toilet paper.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Do Not Sell My Personal Information