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    The Haunting of Borley Rectory.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqxsfRjz1t8

    My mistake here was to be taken in by the case, it was quite a nice case featuring not only the normal box but also a paper sleeve, printed neatly on it were a couple of lines from reviewers giving it 5 stars. My next mistake was assuming the 5 star reviews were 5 out of 5, it quickly became clear they were out of 100 or possibly 1000.

    I don't know what the budget was but it wasn't spent on the script the actors the costume or the cinematographers... or the sound or the props. That leaves the packaging, Hmmmm



    This was clearly made as a straight to DVD movie, straight to bin might have been better, saved me £7 and 20 minutes of my life (I didn't finish it)


    One to avoid at all costs.




    Or possibly the perfect gift for the one you hate.

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    I watched The Sisters Brothers at a secret screening in our local omniplex on Monday night. Was pretty crap tbh.

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    Wanted to watch this J. J. Abrams-produced movie after reading positive reviews:



    Accidentally watched this:



    Everything about it was disappointing, including, inexplicably, Dominique Swain's breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bond View Post
    I turned Mandy off after 15 minutes. Psychedelic nonsense which is kind of oxymoronic

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    Glad you said that, so did I. Thought I was missing some clever subtext!

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    Hellboy. What a load of cobblers. I was looking forward to a bit of escapist silliness but this is just dire. And I made the error of seeing it in 4DX, so having been tossed about in my seat with cold air blown on the back of my neck for 2 hours I'm now feeling quite unwell.

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    Bum, just got caught out with another stinker - Hotel Artemis. Utter, utter dross. Crap storyline, crappier script, piss poor directing and a wasted cast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonK View Post
    Bum, just got caught out with another stinker - Hotel Artemis. Utter, utter dross. Crap storyline, crappier script, piss poor directing and a wasted cast.

    Totally agree, saw the cast and assumed it was going to be decent. Got to the end and my other half said thank God that's over, if she'd spoken up sooner I'd have switched it off and saved an hour or so of our lives.

    Dreadful.

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    Aquaman

    Apart from one Batman movie, DC just can't get it right....utter tosh

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    The Festival.

    Rubbish.

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    I was looking forward to watching ARRIVAL but found it pretty dull.

    I'm happy to switch my brain off and liked the twist but the plot was just pants.

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    The Big Red One ..thought it was a porno but it turned out to be a War film.

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    TOTALLY RUBBISH films you've watched recently...

    Logan Lucky. Did nowt for me. Turned it off, in fact. The characters just never came out to me

    Brawl in Cell Block 99 with Vince Vaughn. Absolutely awful script, more wooden acting than my fat uncle’s rocking chair, totally ridiculous scenes (what the f is happening when he starts punching up his car?). Utter tosh


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    Godzilla-King of the monsters.

    Hmm...what can I say? Oh yes,it's crap.
    Crap acting,crap characters,crap plot. Just basically crap.

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    The Poison Rose with Travolta and Freeman. Totally rubbish.

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    I don't know whether to put this here or int he good film thread. It was rubbish but really enjoyed Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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    Dark Phoenix is pretty rubbish. The girl from game of thrones (Sansa) has become a very very poor actress, even more so when she attempts to be American.
    It's a damn shame what they let happen to the xmen franchise, it started as good comic book action but the "alternate timeline" stuff has all been crap as far as I can see.
    Logan was excellent, they should have stopped there.

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