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They milked it out
1st part of Transformerd was amazing, fresh, fun, nice stroy
another were worse and worst
So Falcon Rising last night So bad, it was good. Reminded me of those excellent straight to VHS movies that my brother always got, back in the day, when a Saturday trip to the video rental place was all the hype for a 14 year old.
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They milked it out
1st part of Transformerd was amazing, fresh, fun, nice stroy
another were worse and worst
Paddington; so PC it's brainwash material for kids. Very bad, the bear isn't even real.
Just back from Fast and Furious 7, now i know you have to suspend disbelief when watching this type of film, but this one really was seriously way over the top in terms of the action, it looked more like a superhero cartoon with the stunts and fights, which was only broken up by what i think might have been several rap videos being thrown in to beef the time of this movie up a bit.
As for the melodramatic bits, they were akin to an 80s US soap opera, it really must have been hard to gather up so many wooden actors for one film as well.
The Other Woman. I know its another film not really aimed at my demographic, but I thought it may be watchable as a "date movie" (not in the Cilla sense, don't worry).
Problem is that although Kate Upton looks fantastic, she's an unbelievably bad actress. Hopeless. Made Nicki Minaj look like Meryl Streep.
I hate that sort of stuff where the "hero" is a CGI animation.Originally Posted by even neve
Hulk and Scooby doo come to mind.
Cheers,
Neil.
Agreed , disappointed with this film, had high expectations for this movie..gutted, was looking forward to quenching my sci fi thirst...still hunting :(
Went and saw Jupiter Rising a few weeks ago, and can only just bring myself to write about it now.
Execrable in every respect.
Episode 3 is by far the best of the second trilogy.Well being a Star Wars fan I recently bought the 9 disc ultimate collection. Worked my way through the extras yesterday. And watched the Phantom Menace and the Attack of the Clones today.
Man they are terrible. I'm not looking forward to episode three
But at least I know I'll enjoy episodes four and five....six is ok.
My kids (OK, they are 17 & 20 but still referred to as kids!) went to see this and thought much the same. Terrible considering the enormous budget. I think you need to start with a decent story...
But even then, Episode 3 is pretty grim too
Skyfall and the previous 2 although I would be more hacked off if I went to the cinema and paid good money to watch them
Zero dark thirty - I will never get that time back zzzzz 1 out of 10
Yeah, that was a very dry film. Was really looking forward to watching it, but left disappointed
Damn! Why didn't I check this beforehand, watched this last night and yes it was shite.
Pearl Harbour, Dude - Where's my Car? and Titanic are my all time crappest.
And sat through SpongeBob Squarepants. Crap but mental
Interstellar
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
cinderella... thank you wife, sister in law and mother in law.
Ouch, that sounds awful.
Am I the only person that enjoyed Interstellar?
thank you for the sympathy. it was horrific.
tried to sheer myself up by watching the equaliser. Terrible.
but i did really enjoy interstellar.
Damn, I thought the equaliser would be a half decent watch
They tried to cast a real talking bear but his points demands on merchandising were to high ;)
I enjoyed Paddington. the enjoyment is starting to wear thing as I have now seen it at least 10 times but Nichole Kidman keeps me coming back for more!
The Prince. Despite having a decent cast - Bruce Willis, John Cusak and Jason Patric - they were obviously only doing it for a paycheck. Derivative and cliched drivel.
Grown Ups. Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade doing buddy comedy....yea yea I know, I should have known.
Saw Fast and Furious 7, the other weekend, and had blotted it out of my mind but the title of this thread brought it crashing back
Cheers
Kevin
Snap.
Feel like I have been hit over the head repeatedly with a stupid stick. Beyond crap (apart from the last 5mins of Paul Walker stuff)
I don't think I posted my review, and how disappointed I was by this pile of shite.
I liked 5 and 6 a lot, but this was beyond poor, I'd have slapped the writer and director if they had been in the cinema!
The fact I'd been eagerly awaiting it made it so much worse.
Seventh Son with Jeff Bridges and Julianne Moore. Please no more!!!
I gave M. Night Shamalama Ding Dong's 'Devil' the time of day. Interesting idea but 30 minutes in the acting, dialogue and cliched horror score is so bad I couldn't give a toss who the devil is.
Interstellar wasn't so good to me, talk about a drawn out film :yawn:
"The Watch" with Ben Stiller.
Don't bother. Just don't.
Cheers,
Plug
The Matrix Reloaded. (& Revolutions)
Considering the first film was so good I had forgotten how poor the sequels were!
Indeed. The sequels are a confusing mess.
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Found Showgirls in the cupboard. Totally rubbish and best watched late at night with the sound off...
So bad I actually thought I was imagining it and watched it twice . It actually made me angry , so much great work in such a bad movie. A total waste of the talents of hundreds of people. The Wachowskis have only made 2 good films ; Bound and The Matrix. The rest are like instruments of torture.
In a similar vein ,
Ex Machina I also found to be boring predictable drivel.
Enders Game ; almost as bad as Jupiter Ascending.
Infini ; boring corridor crawl.
The Lazarus Effect; a bad episode of the twilight zone; turned off after 40 minutes.
Chappie ; felt like a cynical advert from Robocop stretched out with terrible performances and plot ( and I like Die Antwoord).
Tommorow Land. I rarely fall asleep at the cinema but I couldn't help myself after the first 20 minutes
Only god forgives is a truely terrible film but looking at the directors back catalogue it's no wonder. Can't say a bad thing about Drive though
Avengers Assemble.
Load of tripe.
Cheers,
Neil.
Do not watch Get Hard....
Watched A Most Violent Year last night - I don't think it was totally rubbish but I did end up thinking to myself what actually happened in that film which couldn't have been done in less than 30 mins? Just seemed a very drawn out plot line.
Maybe I just didn't get it.........
Just gave up after 20 minutes of Van Helsing - possibly one of the worst films in the history of cinema.
Focus with will Smith. Tried to be smart, boring.
Dark City
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118929/
Don't believe the IMDB ratings. It's tosh.
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Paycheck (2003)
However, it's one of those films that's sooo bad it's actually great entertainment.
The Equalizer
Pant wettingly bad
That brings me back - saw this in the cinema and can still remember how awful it was - in my defence was when we had yearly odeon passes but still .... 😓
Aeon Flux....I fell asleep.
I saw it 1 1/2 times at the cinema. The first time would have been enough for me, but the second trip was because another group of friends who I hadn't seen in ages wanted to a trip to the cinema followed by a restaurant. Didn't realise what they wanted to see until it was too late. Sadly, it was the day of the Stockline Plastics factory explosion, which had caused power problems in Glasgow. The cinema kept getting hit by power cuts, and in the end they stopped the film and offered refunds or the chance to see it on another night. I took the refund.
Interstellar - over hyped and over indulgent dross from a much overrated director. I knew I shouldn't have bothered.
Welcome to the Punch (2013) was on the telly last night, decent cast - Mark Strong and James MacAvoy and a reasonable plot but just utter cack.
Just watched the New Mad Max movie, great stunts, but zero storyline.
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