Reply With QuoteYou can tell him that his syrup looks daft too, and his dyed beard, and those glasses....
Looks pretty silly to me, and if I ever bump into him I'm going to tell him so.
You can tell him that his syrup looks daft too, and his dyed beard, and those glasses....
Steven is a Luminox guy. Haven't seen that one before, but it looks like one.
its a Waltenkommando Phatkhunt 1911
This subtle beauty:
Now you too can be the envy of mall ninjas everywhere!
Timeless classic!
Originally Posted by Belligero
This subtle beauty:
Now you too can be the envy of mall ninjas everywhere!
We had a team lunch during the summer on the roof of the Trafalgar Hilton and there was a chap with that sort of thatch seated at one of the other tables. It was slightly unnerving and not unlike a telly in the corner of a pub; nobody could quite take their eye off it. I know self awareness is a difficult area and I imagine the chap thought he was the object of a sea of admiring glances, whereas we all just thought he looked like a Waltenkommando Phatkh............
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
At some period Steven wore a golden Breitling Emergency.
I think that's supercool :)
Steven Seagal WAFDLooks pretty silly to me, and if I ever bump into him I'm going to tell him so.
Anyone who's knobbed the lady in Red many times deserves Kudos , however , her taste is questionable ! Love the peaked syrup ! The watch is FUGLY !!
He would look better bald with a greying Goati , ala John Travolta in 'From Paris with love '
Never knew he was John Travolta's twin
She's put a little pork on since then - she was a contestant on some cookery show (Hells Kitchen I think) a couple of years ago.
I nearly wept.
There was a South African fella who wore one in my local back in the late 80's, he took a hell of a lot of stick every time he was there.
One day he walked in as bald as a billard ball, the whole place erupted in spontaneous applause!
This subtle beauty:
Now you too can be the envy of mall ninjas everywhere!
Is it a Luminox homage to the Omega Ploprof?!!!!
errrm, Sea-Gull?
It's their hommage to a Petzl Head Torch.Is it a Luminox homage to the Omega Ploprof?!!!!
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
That made me laugh.
Having said that, Petzl are excellent.
This looks more like something given away free with Weetabix.
The Surefire Luminox 2211 wristwatch, new for 2013:
It packs 180 lumens and tells time. Ten years ago, numbers like that would have turned some heads. Yeah, the brightness is nothing compared to the bigger lights out there now... but it's a wristwatch. In fact, it is the brightest wristwatch in the world. It's three times brighter than the old big Maglites and almost ten times brighter than the old Minimags.
Surefire claims that it is optimized for low light pistol shooting.
It's already available without the clock works
I think it came from same place as the rest of his outfits ow things do change from his younger days.Looks pretty silly to me, and if I ever bump into him I'm going to tell him so.
That's it. I'm going to strap a baby belling to my watch and market the hottest watch in the world. Plus it'll turn out awesome biscuits.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Very good Sir :)
On an unrelated note... When did he get so fat? Damn...
Damn you just gave me another gadget to buy ...stop doing that!
Too many Fray Bentos pies me thinks
The Surefire Luminox 2211 wristwatch, new for 2013:
It packs 180 lumens and tells time. Ten years ago, numbers like that would have turned some heads. Yeah, the brightness is nothing compared to the bigger lights out there now... but it's a wristwatch. In fact, it is the brightest wristwatch in the world. It's three times brighter than the old big Maglites and almost ten times brighter than the old Minimags.
Surefire claims that it is optimized for low light pistol shooting.
It's already available without the clock works
Argh !! No more gadgets ...I am weak for cripes sake.
I've seen one that shoots web.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
WTF has happened to his ear?
Look like a horrible accident between a watch, a flashlight lens and a hunk of plastic. Ugh!
Is it a Luminox homage to the Omega Ploprof?!!!!
Looks like an older version of George Michael.
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.
Oh yeah, looks weird doesn't it. Could it be it's hidden behind the sticky out bit of his jaw bone/muscle.
Its lard
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.
Indeed.
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she is only 53 as well, up against Nigella she has no chance, mmmm Nigella Lawson (53)
Are you referring to the early pre-first-husband-tragedy, carefree voluptuous Nigella, or the post-first-husband-tragedy-and-subsequent-nervous-breakdown-insanely-eyed-forced-smile-botoxed-to-oblivion current Nigella?she is only 53 as well, up against Nigella she has no chance, mmmm Nigella Lawson (53)
Presumably Nigella #1 - although you've posted a pic of her newer incarnation - she will kill again...!
I don't care !!!! I just want her in my Kitchen making me a Curry, with a cold beer in hand for me
Are you sure thats not a picture of a blow up doll?Indeed.
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Now:
Interestingly, I will be watching "Nico" again tonight.
Eddie
Whole chunks of my life come under the heading "it seemed like a good idea at the time".
I have seen this in people who do Kendo... when they get hit in the head one too many times in that area even with the mask on the cartilage in the ear gets messed up and starts looking like something a dog chewed and spit out...
He once did 4 rounds with Tyson........and then Mike got angry
Still worth a squirt
I would ...many a good tune played on an old piano.
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