Reply With QuoteShergar was bound to eventually turn up.
For anyone who has been put off of eating Tesco burgers instead you should try their meatballs - they are the dogs bollocks
Shergar was bound to eventually turn up.
I wouldn't eat the horseburgers but their meatballs are the dog's bollocks.
Eddie
Whole chunks of my life come under the heading "it seemed like a good idea at the time".
Just been to Tesco for a mini-shop.
Bacardi... white rum... check.
Capt. Morgans... dark rum... check.
Tesco burgers... Red Rum!!! Check.
Oh yes.... I will be laughing at that for mane-y a day.
My wife just turned up with some.
That's the horses d'eouvres tekken care of!!!
They are selling well at my local Tesco's. I had to jockey for a position in the queue but we all took a whipping at the check out when we crossed the line. It was odds on that they would run out by ten to one! For dessert I had an eclair balding! We thought that John and Fran would not arrive but it seems that John Fran come later. A labour spokesman said that Franki De Tory was to blame!
I think my mother in law eats a lot of these burgers, explains why she is a bloody NAG!!
Traces of zebras found in Tesco barcodes!!!!!!!
Is it a coincidence that 'HAMBURGERS' is an anagram of 'SHERGAR BUM' ?
IGMC.
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This one could win the National.Originally Posted by Foxey
My mistake, they appear to have faltered at the fence.
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"Meat is murder" is really a subliminal message (red rum backwards)
anyone else noticed what's an anagram of hamburgers?
SHERGARBUM!
ktmog6uk
marchingontogether!
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
After hearing about this horse meat scandal I checked the nutrition label on my burgers...
Surprisingly low fat, but way too much Shergar
I'll get me coat
Tescos CEO held a press conference this afternoon, Allegedly lasted for over an hour. A spokesman stated that due to the length of the interview liquid refreshments were ordered as everybody were getting a little hoarse
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Jesus ! Can we call a halt to this thread now. It's becoming painful !
Fixed that for you.
;-)
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
You're a very naughty boy.
To eat them or not to eat them....
that is the equestrian!!!!!
Some of the gags on here are well pony....
If you're thinking of shopping in Tesco don't go to the Derby branch - I hear the meat there is 3-years-old
Q: "What do you usually have on your burgers?"
A: "A fiver each way."
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
Del's on a nicer little earner, he's got a batch and selling them as gourmet burgers down the Nag's Head
I'm really starting to bridle at these bad puns.
F.T.F.A.
I was starving so went to the cafe in Tesco."I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" I said to the girl serving. "No problem sir" was her reply!
They're going to make a movie about this whole sorry business, it's going to star Sylvester Stallion.
Taxi!
I hope nobody makes any Jimmy Saddle type jokes
Nay lad. That would be in bad taste! (But there's no acantering for taste.)
I used to eat these Tesco burgers fairly regularly, and this news really off-putting.
Mind you, I haven't missed a bus in months.
Maybe beef=horse?
^
Um, have you looked at the diagram?
Matt from the Telegraph has one or two things to say.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
It's free horse!
Starting Monday, Tesco are offering treble club card points on all burgers, petrol and diesel....
The offer is subtitled Only Fuels and Horses.....
and finally, an apology...
Sorry, had to remove pic as it was causing Photobucket to send random downloads to my PC....all OK now.
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I poured the fat off a hundred cooked burgers into my fuel tank. I'm sure the car had more horsepower afterwards.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
LOL, Matt is brilliant as always :)Matt from the Telegraph has one or two things to say.
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