Reply With QuoteWishful thinking.
I reckon they will be few and far between. I don't know a woman that is into watches (other than the designer shite they seem to wear).
And she was quite attractive, nothing amazing, but after talking half an hour with her about Omegas, Breitlings, Montblancs and IWCs she became sooo much more attractive and by the end I got completely lost in her green eyes, Im pretty certain they werent even that green when I first sat down, and, ridiculously in an AD, I had to be extra careful when I stood up to leave. It really made me think how great it would be, and actually possible, to have a partner who loved watches as much as we do... and was hot.
Wishful thinking.
I reckon they will be few and far between. I don't know a woman that is into watches (other than the designer shite they seem to wear).
Erm...ok... Im slightly creeped out now...!
More a thread for George & the Dragon?
Get a life.
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
This thread fills me with sadness.
Makes me think of desperate misfit teenagers fantasising about one day meeting a real girl who will share their obsessive to the point of debilitating love of star trek.
Wish I was a teenager again! Its just a bit of harmless fun and was nice to talk to a real life female about watches instead of only always online. I thought it was obvious I was joking but man do we have some serious old killjoys on here!
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By the way, she doesn't love watches as much as you do.
She loves her sales related bonus structure.
Ah, THATS what I meant to say...Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK
She is just doing her job. It is the watch you are after!
Haha, I know what youre saying, man, but its just that thing of talking to someone can make them more attractive and Ive always had that with shared interest in music, films, restaurants etc but I never thought watches could be one but now Im going to throw watches into the mix.
Oh, I just got the sour attitude - are there no females on this forum? Im on other watch forums where there are, so the idea is not a wild fantasy as it is for some of you.
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Wow! That was some serious editing there!
She's at home right now..."Some sad little man wandered into the shop today, went on and on about watches for near on an hour, didn't buy one and couldn't take his eyes off my tits"....
Yeah, had to do it as you wouldnt have got I was joking.
Thread synopsis:
Lonely man speaks to real life human female about watches. Gets erection. Understandably catches flack for admitting this on forum.
So you have no interaction with 'real life' females?
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
She had nice EYES.
And you guys are starting to get obsessed with my erection. Im flattered but Ive just met someone else.
Last edited by aksing; 28th August 2012 at 20:48.
... "I even did that trick where I make my eyes go greener the more Im bored and he STILL didnt buy anything."
At what point in the conversation did you boner up?
Was it when she said coaxial escapement?
Release the hounds!
Not about WATCHES. Only music, films etc but I would like to as we all would, no?
I did the opposite. My local AD has a very attractive young lady who works there and when I go in, I always ask for the bloke I know because he knows his stuff. One day, my normal guy was out so got chatting the the lady. Ashamed to say far from being the 'bit off fluff', she was knowledgable, attentive and engaging.
I guess I am a chauvinist pig :(
Thats nice, I like that.
im sure she would love to know that she went from nothing amazing to semi-worthy just because she can say the word "coaxial"
such flattery!
Thats one of the first things she told me, that she has to prove herself, thats why she knows so much about watches.
Bet that's true
Its 'love' you know if she shares her staff discount.
I always puzzle over anybody who verbalises (of their own volition) why they feel they have to prove themselves.
What a myopic view.............
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
More editing! Try replying to people rather than modifying your original comments. Editing is for spelling mistakes not for saying the things you wished you'd said if you'd been sharp enough at the time!
I did ask her what she gets and she told me, its pretty sweet.
It's not your erection I'm worried about.
It's the causes of said erection that concern me.
Do you get the feeling he should of kept this one to himself.......
She's a whore mate, but sells watches instead of herself! She will be whatever you want her to be! She is just after the money. ;-)
A wise man once said, "All women are whores, some women, are good whores."
Hey dont blame me just coz you couldnt come up with anything in your first reply and had to copy someone else!
funny thread :)
i once wanted a g/f also into motorbikes, then finally i met someone.....
man it was AWFUL = different tastes in bikes, different riding abilities, different ideas of where to go to ride (bikes that is) & of course i got treated like a personal mechanic
can't imagine it's much different with watches......
my mrs now is into neither watches or bikes (but we both like photography)
To respond to your original post seriously, I think it's unlikely you'll ever meet anybody else who gets sexually aroused by watches in the way you do.
However, if you find somebody loving and understanding enough, you may be able to persuade them to read out a glossary of horological terminology during coitus.
Talking to an attractive woman? So youre not straight?
She didnt get it. I know a whore when I see one, and she was a nice girl who likes her watches... Im just the first guy on here who's ever seen one.
Not even remotely.
Bloody hell! Come on guys, bear pit is more suitable surely!
My first reply was to say I was creeped-out by your original post. I was the first person to say that - so wasnt copying anyone else. Try to read better.
Jesus - you're as bad at arguing as you are with women by the sound of things!
No you also said - Ahhh thats what I meant to say.
And Im taking on twenty of you so dont bitch to me, man up!
Are you kidding? Loads of posts on here, over a very long time, from men who know, and in many cases are married to, women who like their watches. Theres a current one on here at the moment as it happens. You need to read more.
Asking, I admire your honesty but it's probably better to drop this one and let it die quietly in the hope that people have forgotten it by tomorrow. :)
Thats what I thought, thats why I was surprised when many said youll never find a girl who is into watches.
Well that wasnt my first reply then was it dummy? And youre not "taking on" twenty of anyone. Youre just having a sulk after posting something embarrassing on the internet.
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"Many" How many?
Cheers, no one's gonna remember anyway - but just to set the record straight I did NOT really have an erection, only a mental one, on talking to an attractive girl about watches.
This thread has been an absolute pleasure.
Thanks OP.
Bless you and your mental erection.
I havent been called dummy for a while, thats quite sweet. Anyway time for bed, have alot of wet dreams ahead of me.
that one would be swatting it with a rolled up newspaper.
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