Reply With QuoteDon't you have legs?
Let your missus run you a bath, you have dangly bits that dont like being dipped in molten lava hot water, they end up in your neck
Don't you have legs?
So ungrateful.... :roll:
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
I do mine that hot so i cant have kids :D
My bird puts bugger all water in.. drives me mad!
Men?
Having baths?
I bet you use girly smelling soap too.
:D
Where I grew up men were men and we would be beaten clean with sticks.
Man up and have a shower :D
Always best to dip your elbow in just to check the temperature. Works with babies so should be fine with boll@cks :lol:
Bath? Haven't had one in years :lol:
My wife ran one for me today. It was like a fluffy puddle :roll:
How about "never ever" let your wife lock the house up when she's in a strop...
My missus managed to shut us both (and our two kids), out of the house today when we went for a walk to the park. Realised as soon as she shut the door. Normally I'd have picked up my keys too, but for some reason I'd not bothered (nor had I picked up my phone).
Luckily, she'd left no fewer than three windows open, and the shed, so I was able to walk round to the back garden, get a ladder, climb in the bedroom window, get the keys, then secure the house properly before normal service was resumed.
:roll:
It's probably best not to tell people that you use a baby to test the temperature of your bath water. Just saying.Originally Posted by series5
To the OP - how the hell did you manage to get your nuts in the bath without getting any other part of your anatomy in first? Do they drag on the floor or something?
+1, maybe 5 years or so.
It's probably best not to tell people that you use a baby to test the temperature of your bath water. Just saying.
To the OP - how the hell did you manage to get your nuts in the bath without getting any other part of your anatomy in first? Do they drag on the floor or something?
Easy really, feet in and as you slowly lower yourself, not being beaten by her and her scald technique of cleanliness "they do dangle a little and go in first" well second after my feet....if you understand that
+1 :lol: :lol: :lol:
I recall reading that Sting has not used soap, or grooming products in 20 years.
He still gets plenty of tantric sex.
Maybe Trudi has lost her sense of smell ?
Maybe Sting just likes the look of a clothes peg on her nose
Sounds like a Top Gear "Some say .." Stig introduction. Hang on; Stig ... Sting ...Maybe Sting just likes the look of a clothes peg on her nose
Speaking of water temperature...
A mate and I were fishing off a wharf at 10pm in mid winter. We both needed to pee, so being pitch black we couldn't be seen by anyone else so we did it into the water.
My mate observed "Water's cold, eh?"
I replied "Yeah, and it's deep too.."
Boom! Boom!
It's probably best not to tell people that you use a baby to test the temperature of your bath water. Just saying.
To the OP - how the hell did you manage to get your nuts in the bath without getting any other part of your anatomy in first? Do they drag on the floor or something?
It's called the princess margaret manoeuver
1. drink gin
2. run hot bath
3. finished getting pissed and get in bath without testing water
4. scald bits ( although she got out and only cooked her feet)
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Are you wearing asbestos wellies? Do you carry yer bean cans in a barrow?It's probably best not to tell people that you use a baby to test the temperature of your bath water. Just saying.
To the OP - how the hell did you manage to get your nuts in the bath without getting any other part of your anatomy in first? Do they drag on the floor or something?
Easy really, feet in and as you slowly lower yourself, not being beaten by her and her scald technique of cleanliness "they do dangle a little and go in first" well second after my feet....if you understand that
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
The bean cans retreated............to my neck :shock: I still find it hard to swallow anything now :D
We just got our bath re-enammled,cost £200 so ,of course ,now we don't use it :shock:
I don't get it. :?
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