Do you break wind in public?

[seadog1408]

Must be just you Paul :wink:

[MrLion]

I do it all the time in Public, just that I'm a gentleman and would try to ensure it's not too obvious...

[phil h]

[Rod]

Depends on the wind direction.

Rod

[mikiejack]

An old lady let out a massive fart in a busy kitchen shop once. Even my wife was disgusted, and people were talking loudly about how old people have no shame. Poor woman seemed horrified!

When we got home some two hours later, my wife admitted it was actually her, and didn't think it would make a sound. :lol:

[burnsey66]

Does/did this Paul character have the same watches that I have?

Wakey Wakey

You have tat too :shock: :shock: :shock:

[TT300]

My wife and I have a thing going where we try and fart in each others faces

We catch each other out in some unusual places, like bending down in supermarkets

:shock:

[burnsey66]

My wife and I have a thing going where we try and fart in each others faces

We catch each other out in some unusual places, like bending down in supermarkets

A supermarket is an unusual place?

Look, this post is as bad as it gets, but I love a train wreck so shall keep my eye out.

It's not Paul, even too early for him to be bladdered and this guy's grammar is a bit better. Similar tosh posts though :wink:

[kultschar]

I do it all the time in Public, just that I'm a gentleman and would try to ensure it's not too obvious...

I think they call it crop spraying :D

[taz417]

My wife and I have a thing going where we try and fart in each others faces

We catch each other out in some unusual places, like bending down in supermarkets

Must be a right laugh in your house.

[the big fella]

I love the deadly silent ones by the packed bar just as your walking away with your drinks.

[Grimbo]

My wife and I have a thing going where we try and fart in each others faces

We catch each other out in some unusual places, like bending down in supermarkets

You got issues mate :lol:

[Mjolnir]

The Fart game

Though I don't play, myself :D

[Griswold]

I remember being on an underground train in London once when somebody farted. It stank.

It was that bad that it emptied the carriage at the next station. People were getting off and then getting on an adjacent carriage.

Somebody felt very proud. :wink: :lol:

[JasonM]

My wife and I have a thing going where we try and fart in each others faces

We catch each other out in some unusual places, like bending down in supermarkets

Must be a right laugh in your house.

You mean ward don't you?

[DeusIrae]

I fart in your general direction.

[trisdg]

I'm on a train right now with only 3 other people around me and one of them has just farted. Admittedly it's a SWT service so already stank a but of shite when I got on.

All I know is I've got a stinker brewing at the moment which I'm going to drop just before I get off, which is the next stop ;-)

[Wild Rumpus]

I'm on a train right now with only 3 other people around me and one of them has just farted. Admittedly it's a SWT service so already stank a but of shite when I got on.

All I know is I've got a stinker brewing at the moment which I'm going to drop just before I get off, which is the next stop ;-)

You have to get your timing right, if you drop it and walk immediately it will follow you.

[Foxy100]

Back in the spring we were on the edge of the New Forrest having a walk. I felt a fart brewing and let rip just as we passed a family going the other way. The mother immediately started having a go at the little boy who, bless his cotton socks, said it was me and received a right telling off for trying to blame someone else. As we lost them 100 metres or so back he was still protesting his innocence.

[trundle]

A little ditty that I was taught as a lad

"Wherever you may be let your wind go free
in Church or in Chapel, let it rattle".

[Spencer Lee]

I remember letting a 'silent but violent' one go in a certain Supermarket that must have ranked as THE most smelly and pungent guff ever. To this day, i regularly drop a 'Sainsbury's Cheese Counter'!

As an aside, I have taught my children to say 'Excuse me' when they 'Fluff' and they generally manage to do it, when they've stopped laughing (Son, come over here and pull Daddies finger) but my work mate has taught his kids from an early age that, when they drop one, they should exclaim 'GRANNY!' where ever they are which goes down really well with his straight laced Mother-In-Law!

[secondhand]

Its the end I tell you!!!

http://www.shreddiesgifts.com/giftware/

Those halcyon moments are soon to be a thing of the past...... :cry:

Regards, Farty Pants

[ben270984]

If you need to fart you just let it out and swim

[Reeny]

Has the OP (Highland), dropped one and left the building ???

[GRK]

An old Glaswegian drunk gets on a bus and sits down beside a little old lady, after a couple of minutes he lets off an enormous fart that echoes around the bus. He turns round and in a loud voice says "don't worry darlin they'll all think it was me"

better out than in
grant

[Wild Rumpus]

The worst thing is if someone else farts at the same time as you and you don't know whether to be disgusted by the smell or to enjoy it :D

[WatchScout]

Must be just you Paul :wink:

Do you not just love to be the second poster?

[WatchScout]

Has the OP (Highland), dropped one and left the building ???

I think he got dropped by the glitch a while ago :twisted:

[spud]

I like a good guff in public, I'm excellent at hiding it too!

Only problem is that my other half knows when I've let silent ripper go because mine smell a certain way...

[Rob N]

Always, why do the hold it in walk. Take a gamble be a risk taker.

Then blame someone else.