The random disclosure thread.

[docd]

I'll miss the free Christmas dinner at work tomorrow but that's okay as they brought Curry Thursday forward a day - Chicken Jalfrezi mmmmm :happy7:

[Captain Morgan]

Thinking might not renew my contract this time round, fancy some time out.....

[TaketheCannoli]

Why do I eat at 12 o'clock whether I'm hungry or not?

[Neilo]

cant button my trousers up have to use belt to close them :(

[howie77]

Is £10 too much for a teacup and saucer?

£20, as I need a pair.

[Carlton-Browne]

Bugger me; I've just checked my Luftwaffe profile. 104 flights since January of last year.

[hogthrob]

Bugger me; I've just checked my Luftwaffe profile. 104 flights since January of last year.

Is that like Lufthansa?

[alexaff]

Pink or stink?

[ZIM]

Bugger me; I've just checked my Luftwaffe profile. 104 flights since January of last year.

Is that like Lufthansa?

Yes, only slightly more aggressive.

[triumph coupe]

I like to eat my M&M's by pouring them into a bowl and eating them by colour order (starting my the colour which there are least of and working up)

[hogthrob]

Why is Celt and Celtic (modern speakers of a Celtic language or followers of the Celtic identity) usually pronounced differently to Glasgow's Celtic F.C. ?

[jwg663]

Why is Celt and Celtic (modern speakers of a Celtic language or followers of the Celtic identity) usually pronounced differently to Glasgow's Celtic F.C. ?

Anglicisation has thirteen letters.

[verv]

god im hungry.

[scarto]

god im hungry.

Ok.. you may eat, my child.

[IANAN]

Yes, they are all my guitars.

[howie77]

Why whenever I put on a t-shirt without looking is it guaranteed to always be the wrong way round?

[IVK]

I HATE moving house :(

[howie77]

...and every so often, when I make a cup of tea I am convinced it tastes fishy.

[triumph coupe]

Just forgot about the garlic bread and now it is burned :cry:

[IAmATeaf]

Why is the fluff from our dryer also lilac in colour, no matter what the colour of the clothes?

[verv]

Why have some of my dragon trees leaves gone yellow and sickly looking?

[langtoft lad]

God Bless Plod's poor sense of smell... :wink:

[clockwatcher]

beer o'clock in about 15 minutes down my local boozer. luverly :drunken:

[darrenw]

I'm cold.

[Griswold]

I'm going for a poo.

[Omegary]

I'm going for a poo.

What do you think this is Peter facebook or something? :wink: :lol:

Cheers,
Gary

[Zoomer]

...and every so often, when I make a cup of tea I am convinced it tastes fishy.

That is odd, me too :? well I send my apprentice to make a cuppa and tell him not to come back with a mackerel cuppa, lord only knows how he makes it taste of fish :o

[langtoft lad]

Toothache :cry:

[hogthrob]

...and every so often, when I make a cup of tea I am convinced it tastes fishy.

That is odd, me too :? well I send my apprentice to make a cuppa and tell him not to come back with a mackerel cuppa, lord only knows how he makes it taste of fish :o

Apparently, 'fishy' is an accepted term used by tea tasters:

Fishy – an un-explicable taste of fish sometimes found in green teas – not normally a good thing!

http://www.blendsforfriends.com/bpages/teatasting.html

[ralphy]

Is there really a soft-top convertible that doesn't leak at all?

R

[markrlondon]

Apparently, 'fishy' is an accepted term used by tea tasters:

Fishy – an un-explicable taste of fish sometimes found in green teas – not normally a good thing!

http://www.blendsforfriends.com/bpages/teatasting.html

Well well, the random disclosure thread offers interesting random knowledge!

[jwg663]

...and every so often, when I make a cup of tea I am convinced it tastes fishy.

That is odd, me too :? well I send my apprentice to make a cuppa and tell him not to come back with a mackerel cuppa, lord only knows how he makes it taste of fish :o

Apparently, 'fishy' is an accepted term used by tea tasters:

Fishy – an un-explicable taste of fish sometimes found in green teas – not normally a good thing!

http://www.blendsforfriends.com/bpages/teatasting.html

Tell him not to wipe his bell-end around the rim of your cup. You never know where his girlfriend's been :wink: :wink: :? :? :shock: :shock:

[waynertron]

Apparently, 'fishy' is an accepted term used by tea tasters:

Fishy – an un-explicable taste of fish sometimes found in green teas – not normally a good thing!

http://www.blendsforfriends.com/bpages/teatasting.html

Fishy is how Rooibos tea tastes to me. Horrid, nasty fishy stuff. :pukeleft:

[london lad]

Is there really a soft-top convertible that doesn't leak at all?

R

Old (R129) shape SL

[darrenw]

Bugger, nicked speeding :(

[markrlondon]

Windows Live Messenger is way too bloated. Use Pidgin instead.

[verv]

If you think I'm going to be standing outside miming carols next to a bonfire then you can think a-bloody-gain.

[london lad]

My cat Boris isn't very well :(

[simoscribbler]

The code. The Armani code. I don't have it.

Best

Richard

[zelig]

Play it safe with Biryani?
Or gamble on a Jalfrezi?
z

[Griswold]

Snot. My nose is full of it.

[ptcoll]

I think I might be starting a cold, just in time for Xmas.

[PipPip]

Have had a whole week at home without wife or kids (aged 2 and 4) as they went on to her folks in prague for christmas ahead of me. I miss them but by god its been nice to have the house to myself for a week, to go out for beers, to not have the exhausting evenings putting kids to bed after working all day, to eat what i like when i like, control the tv. So many luxuries being single!! Back to the knackering world of fatherhood again on thursday.

[Carlton-Browne]

Whats the connection between 23 Engr Regt and giraffes ? :scratch:

[Nev]

this thread is like TZ-UK's very own tweeting :D

by the way twitter and tweeting i dont get :?

[clockwatcher]

Time go get down to the gym - bye for now, back later

[K300]

wasting my time on here :wink:

[gray]

Finished for the holidays. Now the real skiving begins - avoiding the shops, the rellies, and the wrapping :-)

[gentlemenpreferhats]

M&S "Christmas Pudding Smoothie": another one of those things in life which is much much worse than it sounds.

[andrewcregan]

The Mrs is doing my head in, so glad I am off out on a Night shift :shock: