Reply With QuoteI ate two apples today
I dont know, Ive never smelt your wee......Originally Posted by oldandgrumpy
Cheers..
Jase
I ate two apples today
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
I was chatted up today at the gym, by a girl 10-15 years younger than me, and I blew it.
went into a blind panic as soon as I realised that she wasn't 'just chatting'
just too old for this nonsense now, although I feel 25.
Something which can quite easily be sorted by either a loud fart or a burp.
If you'd played your cards right you'd be feeling a whole pair.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Just lost with AA against another player with AA in Texas Hold'em. It was a rather big tournament and I was doing very well. Not funny.
I've just made a soda bread and am currently eating slices of it warm with unpasteurised butter. Mmmmmmmm.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
I'd always thought that football supporters were generally badly dressed. Then you turn a corner and there are ones combining lederhosen with the rest of the outfit.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Was Ulli there as well?
Probably. The Bayern team arrived, unfortunately, at the airport at the same time as us; I watched them board the Munich flight from the lounge.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Twelve Angry Men at the Garrick is rather good, especially the first half.
Its my stag night today. I don't trust them bastards....
Edit: just been chosing the watch for the occasion: Dreadnought Voyager, obviously.
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Hmmmm why do I suddenly have the urge to build a Skyway BMX cruiser?
Good luck with that one.Its my stag night today. I don't trust them bastards....
Edit: just been chosing the watch for the occasion: Dreadnought Voyager, obviously.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Bugger. The Moldovians have frightened away the autistic nightingale.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Why did someone have to tell me the & symbol looks like a guy wiping his ass on the carpet?!?
That must be code for something - you really are a spy, aren't you ?
Random mildly interesting fact: Julian Nott, who composed the theme music for Peppa Pig and Wallace & Grommit, is the son of Sir John Nott, Defense Secretary during the Falklands war.
I was asked to help out with a 'really interesting project' at work.
I agreed and I'm here for two months.
They lied.
I've just been fishing for the first time this year - for my glasses!!!!!!
Was walking my Sister-in-Law's dog this evening and we cross a wooden bridge over a wide and fairly deep stream/drain. A low branch caught my face and knoced my glasses clean into the water.
I'm vertually blind wthout them but had to go all the way home to get my waders, nets and boots before returning, (with my Brother-in-Law for eyes), to fish them out!
Isn't life just wonderful some times..............
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
Setting up the new company website is not as much fun as I thought it would be :-(
Got a parking ticket today, contravention 05, 12 minutes over ticket time...............it's your fault David............you talk too much
It's a sad day when a damn parking ticket is worth more than the value of a car. Sell the car and pay for it ya chump.
Glen Johnson, 3/10
I turned down accomodation and free beer all night at last night's venue in favour of a good sleep in my own bed in readiness for an early start travelling daaaaaaaaaaaaan saaaaaaaaaaarf for tonight's gig. Further proof that I am not, and have never been, rock and roll.
Having lunch with the family by the beach at Barmouth. Haven't been here for 25 years!!!
Sat looking out of the window at the washing on the line and the dark clouds overhead, wondering if I should fetch the washing in now or wait and see if it starts raining.
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
I've only just discovered that the track ' I wanna be your dog ' by the stone roses is actually called ' I wanna be adored '. I think ' I wanna be your dog ' is a better title.
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Went to see Katy Perry with eldest, and I liked it
Went for a bike ride with the kids today - first time I've been out on my bike for 2.5 years!
Currently sat in my hotel room in Plano Texas - no where near the Grassy Knoll.In fact nowhere near anywhere to be honest.
Yesterday I Had to show ID to get a drink yesterday (54 years old) because it's the law, but was allowed to bring in a firearm. Mental.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I am getting married today and I am a bit excited. Well, I am quite excited. To be honest, I am freaking excited.
That's a good sign
All the best for today and the future.
That's how it should be :)
Best wishes!
Nice one. Enjoy the day and the party.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Congrats
Have a great day.
Congrats!
That would have been a cover of The Stooges :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I&feature=kp
But you knew that already, didn't you ?
Just stepped on a frog. Barefoot.
I bought my first pair of normal sunglasses today, at least since I was a teenager.
Did it croak?Just stepped on a frog. Barefoot.
Cheers..
Jase
It was a very hot day for a game of golf.
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold-
but I still did 4 months inside.
I think I might put my feet up & have a little shut eye. Best thing is I'm at work lol
Just switched off world cup fix. So there is now time to spray a white line to measure 10 yards for free kicks, goal line technology installed and yet they cant get the 4th offical to check if that was was a foul or not for a penalty. Bullsh*t
Yesterday I updated my computer from IE9 to Internet Explorer 11.
Big mistake. now I can't use the internet at all.
England 575-9 declared.
Joe Root 200 not out.
Sri Lanka aren't Australia, and their bowlers were chucking a lot of pies, but England's batsmen, particularly the middle and lower order, tucked in.
Over to the bowlers now. Good to see Liam Plunkett back, as well - he could be just what we need on a fairly lifeless pitch.
Time for another beer.
Edited to add that were it not for the fact that Joe Root comes from Yorkshire, Boycott's mother could have scored even more runs.
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Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
Eventually gave in to peer pressure and joined Facebook.
It's crap. Or am I just old & grumpy?
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Unjoin. Its a window onto mundanity.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
It summarises most of what's wrong with the modern world. 'Un'join.
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