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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Haddock or Cod?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by petethegeek
    Now I can't get Stevie Nicks out of my head...

    if stevie nicks married william shatner, she would be known as ......................................... stevie shatner nicks !! :D

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Friday

    Janneau Armagnac

    No work tomorrow

    Christmas shopping done

    New drill/screwdriver to play with tomorrow

    :-)
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    Having one hand down my pants whilst watching the telly is comforting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daggartuk
    Having one hand down my pants whilst watching the telly is comforting.
    That would depend on who's hand :D
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by gray

    Janneau Armagnac


    :-)
    Had a couple of them last night. I'll randomly disclose that I'll have a couple tonight as well.


    Quote Originally Posted by daggartuk
    Having one hand down my pants whilst watching the telly is comforting.
    ______

    ​Jim.

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    I say goddam! I make goooood pasta!

    Oh, and:

    What I wouldn't give to poke the eye of that little frog twat Sarkozy!

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    Met an old mate today - his wife's just left him. Why at our age?

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    Been talking to my neighbour tonight & didn't realise how good looking she was.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Goodness me, I'd love to tub Princess Aura!

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    Why is it that quite a lot of people who shave their heads still grow sideburns?

    Chuffing daft idea!!

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    Contemplating the fact my cars MPG is down by 5mpg and thinking the reason the must be cold air density.

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Filled my car up last night and broke the 100 barrier. I remember putting 5 at a time in first car (a Ford Fiesta).

    z

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    The Euro is almost certainly still doomed.

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    Filled up my car last week and I nearly broke the 4 (four) pound barrier :lol: :lol:

    52 litres for 4. 7.7p a Litre.


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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzler
    Filled up my car last week and I nearly broke the 4 (four) pound barrier :lol: :lol:

    52 litres for 4. 7.7p a Litre.

    Good grief, prices are really going up.

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    yes that large nightcap will give you a headache :roll:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzler
    Filled up my car last week and I nearly broke the 4 (four) pound barrier :lol: :lol:

    52 litres for 4. 7.7p a Litre.

    :shock: Can you ship me 75 litres of diesel :?:

    z

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    i'm too young for ear hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzler
    Filled up my car last week and I nearly broke the 4 (four) pound barrier :lol: :lol:
    The best curry I have ever had was in Riyadh in 1991.

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    It really is too early in the morning for randomness :wink:

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    I've got a shiny finger nail.

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    Why after a whole year of having being told that I could only have the central heating on if the hot water was on too, did a fitter just make them work independently?

    scooter

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter
    Why after a whole year of having being told that I could only have the central heating on if the hot water was on too, did a fitter just make them work independently?

    scooter
    That reminds me, can't have one without the other at the moment, I need a new microswitch
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    Sigh :cry:

    Will anyone ever buy my house in Cheshire ?

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    45 for a christmas tree :shock:

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    I just greased my boots - all the while cursing the bloke who revealed to me that the best way to apply grease to boots is to rub it into the leather with your fingers.

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    Motorhead Playing Ace of Spades on the Young Ones
    Unforgettable

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    Why was everybody in my way today in Leeds

  30. #230

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neilo
    45 for a christmas tree :shock:
    25 for a 2.4 m Norway Spruce in B&Q :wink:

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    I just cant be arsed to put up the Xmas lights, cant someone else do it?
    Joe

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    I spy with my little eye, something beginning with U.

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    Why do yanks call jam jelly

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    Despite trying not to like it Strictly Come Dancing is actually quite good even without Ola.

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    I want pizza.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Bah humbug!

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    Put up the Christmas decorations today. - Nice :)

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Forgot how much I love roast lamb.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I learnt a new German expression yesterday evening; Popoklatsch mit Anlauf. It means a smack on the bum involving a run-up :shock:.
    Die Zeit verwandelt uns nicht, sie entfaltet uns nur.

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    Im going skiing in the morning

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    been indoors all weekend and need to get to the pub tonight

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    Die Zeit verwandelt uns nicht, sie entfaltet uns nur.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Put up loads crimbo lights

    Electric bill whoosh :bounce:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne
    I learnt a new German expression yesterday evening; Popoklatsch mit Anlauf. It means a smack on the bum involving a run-up :shock:.
    I don't know that one, but I've heard Arschtritt mit Anlauf.

    One I'm quite fond of (which is quite widely used) is "Hochkant rausschmeissen". Hochkant means highest edge uppermost, why this word is used is a bit of a mystery as it does not really mean much, it works on a deeper level and somehow suggests a great vigour involved in throwing someone out.

    Another nice one is "Klinkenputzen", cleaning the doorknobs - for when you look for something a long time and don't find it. All you've done is to clean some doorknobs :).

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    Pink or Brown ?

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Trying to sneak a fart out at the in laws, on a leather sofa. This is going to be tricky.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    After 23 years of clean driving, in the last week alone I set off two speed cameras plus passed a radar van in a 60mph limit at 87mph I don't know what's going on, I seem to have suddenly become an a$$hole on the roads. I await my punishment in the post and hang my head in shame.

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    I'd like to have a look at the SC. Badly.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Anaxarch
    I'd like to have a look at the SC. Badly.
    Me too mate, me too

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Anaxarch
    Quote Originally Posted by Anaxarch
    I'd like to have a look at the SC. Badly.
    Me too mate, me too
    Do both of you hear familiar voices in your head?

    R
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