Sitting at home waiting for a delivery of furniture. Between 9:00 and 11:00 they said. Let's see.
Just had a digestive. Topped with a layer of creamy fudge sauce, and extra thick double cream on top.
I literally can't be bothered to do anything.
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
I hate going back to work after a week off, more so now because of this heat.
I reckon we might crack 50C in there :(
I've just made an absolutely cracking lovage pesto - if that doesn't sound like too much of a euphemism.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
I have just killed a maybug by punching it when it was in mid air, flying round my head and bothering me.
For some reason I am deeply impressed with this.
They have ruined Angry Birds.
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My feet are hot
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
Just seen a Carlos Tevez looky likey lined up for France women's team. Granted they're not at their most glamorous, but it's still not a flattering comparison.
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Women's football - like football - only more frustrating.
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Seems that the worlds top golfers can't play well unless conditions are perfect. Moaning twats.
I wonder if Eddie has placed anyone on "Double Secret Probation" after their comments on the DN GMT hands?
Two weeks on the bounce I've missed Top Gear due to spending too long in the pub..
Ah well...
I've got sand under my bezel
I found my teeth.
Eaten too many Wine Gums
I enjoyed the thunderstorm we just had here.
If the guy in the top bunk doesn't stop farting and snoring, I am going to smother him with a pillow.
I've just taken delivery of a new fan, an 18" "air circulator". I'm sitting with it about 30cm from my legs and on full power. Ahhh... what a relief!
When you're born in Nairobi that tends to make you Kenyan. Doesn't it?
Oh and after they've gone and changed the rules of succession it'll be a right royal surprise if the Windsors baby turns out to be a boy won't it? What are the chances of that happening?
I just won last month's spend at Waitrose back
Just two horses running?
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Am I so old, that I am the only one who still knows who Norman Stanley Fletcher is?
It's being re-shown and it's still as funny as ever.
I logged onto my media PC earlier to start downloading some weekend viewing. The main programme featured on the Iplayer homepage was a documentary on women during the War of the Roses - was I the only one to assume that the accompanying picture was of the waxwork dummy of a Plantagenet queen whereas it's actually the series presenter who appears to have had, perhaps, one lift too many?
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Blimey, the surgeon must have been pulling hard.
We had the pleasure yesterday evening of dinner with a very good friend, followed by a projector show of holiday photos.
Wait! I know what you are thinking but please stay with me. My favourite of the evening was his shot of one of the gargoyles on Freiburg Minster.
No mucking about, I think you'll find.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
I was overtaken by a BMW 785 on the M18 yesterday. I'd love to watch him park that in the patients' car park at the Northern General Hospital - and get out of it. The spaces were designed for nothing bigger than a Frogeye Sprite.
Went for a riverside walk in St Asaph north Wales and then later on the wirral way, near where we live.
The problems with both places that the paths were littered with dog mess.
Place is becoming a dogs toilet.
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