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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by verv
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    Tempting.
    Foodstuff? Watch? Human being? Other?
    Eddies everest.
    I gave in :D
    :hello1:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Wondering if I should get a Disney bell for my commuter bike.

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Why had I not noticed the tyres on my wife's Mini needed replacing before the weekend ?

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    My shoulders are sore. Ugh.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by hogthrob
    Saffron Burrows would definitely get it.
    Too skinny. Too pale and interesting. She doesn't look like a lot of fun to me. I want a girl who'll get down to a 3 course dinner, laugh, drink her share (and not mind if you do too) and if necessary, fart ! :D

    What are you going to talk about ? - Chekhov plays :?:

    Nah, she looks a boring, moody tart and being a lesbian, she wouldn't appreciate your best sweaty efforts :shock: :D

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I need to get out more.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Power cuts = bad
    Generators = good

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I've been waiting for this thread for a while!!!

    Why is a television abbreviated to a TV but a telephone is not a TP.

    Also, a telephone is referred to as a phone but a television is not referred to as a vision.

    Why????? :?

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    It really annoys me that the poor smoke so much.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by notenoughwrists
    It really annoys me that the poor smoke so much.
    They're just doing their bit to help the pensions crisis.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I'd rather lick alexaff's armpit after a game of squash than take another bite of this 'free gift' homage chocolate from Steinhart.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I've never had an unexplained and unexpected foot cramp before.
    I don't care for them.

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    Have you heard the good news about our prophet Joseph Smith? :lol: :lol:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I'd forgotten how much I enjoy Monkeys dressed as famous people & fairground music.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    How much meat can I get off this chicken carcass?

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    Going online at 11.00pm to investigate a fault that is bugging me is not a good work life balance

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    Still online at 1am... and i am going to work tomorrow

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    My wee smells weird this morning.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Does the battery in the Carbon Monoxide Alarm need changing :?:

    Ill let you know tomorrow

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I craved beans on toast all day yesterday (the ones with the little sausages in; with cheese and worcestershire sauce); on reflection and after inspecting the bowl this morning perhaps it wasn't my finest hour. I'm thinking of getting a Mass said for myself.
    Die Zeit verwandelt uns nicht, sie entfaltet uns nur.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I should be updating records and preparing for a visit to a client. Instead I'm browsing watch forums.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Do I have to many watches for a normal sane person

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    The random disclosure thread.

    How do they possibly know that every single snow flake is unique?

    ...and who are "they"?
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by gray
    How do they possibly know that every single snow flake is unique?

    ...and who are "they"?
    Now you've done it, THEY will be round soon...... :shock: :pale:

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    I can't be arsed.

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    Staff gifts : VAT is chargeable by the employer when an employee receives gifts totalling more than 50 in a year. Turkeys however, are zero rated for VAT purposes :!:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    bellinis or martinis? or why not both?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Oil of ulay or oil of olay ?

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    why cheese and onion crisp's and not onion and cheese :?:

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    Red or white or sparkling ?

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    Why am I the only one on our street who hasn't put my tree and lights up yet? Either they are a wee bit giddy or I'm a miserable git.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pudspud2005
    Why am I the only one on our street who hasn't put my tree and lights up yet? Either they are a wee bit giddy or I'm a miserable git.
    Quite correct. It's only the 7th.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by macdaddymac
    why cheese and onion crisp's and not onion and cheese :?:
    The greater product first?

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    Michelin star lunch consumed. Can I get away with a sneeky fart in the office?
    Respect the past, live the present, protect the future

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    Why are so many of the chocolate varieties in a tin of Quality Street rubbish?

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Who is Wally?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Who is Bob?

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    I got a brain and a penis, but not nuff blood to run them both at the same time

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by horrovac
    Quote Originally Posted by RobM
    Quote Originally Posted by horrovac
    I seem to have quit smoking.
    You make it sound like an accident.
    Kinda was. I noticed that I was going through packet and a half a day and felt annoyed. So I thought, right, it can't be that I want to smoke all those cigarettes, in fact I feel nauseous a lot of the time for doing so. It annoyed me, and I decided to not smoke the ones I smoked unintentionally as it were, and smoke only those I wanted to. Turned out those I wanted were few and were becoming scarcer, so last week they were dropping, I think it went 11, 9, 7, 7, 3, 3, 2, 3... Wednesday I did not smoke at all, Thursday one (to test myself), yesterday and today none again. Surprisingly, I don't care at all - I had smoked every day for at least the past 25 years, now I don't and couldn't care less. So yes, it seems I quit, quite accidentally.
    I gave up 6 years ago after 25 years of smoking, and, like you, I found it really easy. I was amazed, but I think I'd just got to the point where I didn't like it any more, it made me feel ill, and I'd had enough. Good luck with it, you will feel much better for giving up (takes a while, but eventually you'll feel a whole lot better, will be able to breath properly, and taste food).

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Bloody ficus.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Hard gym session. Want to go to be but not sure if I've the energy to move.

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    Got all hyped up for double spinning tonight only to have it cancelled 5 minutes before the start :evil:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by darrenw
    Want to go to be but not sure if I've the energy to move .
    or fully depress the D key

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quite how will I justify another car to SWMBO?

    R
    Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    My house is overflowing with junk we should never have bought.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    This is the umpteenth time I've miss read the title of this thread as "The random divorce thread" is this because I'm scanning, I'm dislexic or wishful thinking.......

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by hogthrob
    Quote Originally Posted by darrenw
    Want to go to be but not sure if I've the energy to move .
    or fully depress the D key
    Indee :wink:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Morgan
    This is the umpteenth time I've miss read the title of this thread as "The random divorce thread" is this because I'm scanning, I'm dislexic or wishful thinking.......
    just you :wink:
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Oh no... the Christmas spirit arrived this morning.

    I now can't stop humming, singing or whistling "Have yourself a merry little Christmas"

    ... and the day started out so well, couldn't open my eyes, felt sick with a major dose of winter sadness and apathy.

    Oh well, ho hum, ho, ho ho ho ho ho oh no :blackeye:

    Bah! Humbug
    Gray

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Should I have done it? Will she really appreciate it?

    dunk
    "My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters ..." Boris Johnson After being sacked from the Tory front bench, 2004

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