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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    There is no custard in the cupboard :cry:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    This is a ridiculous and tedious argument.
    (putting stuff in the dishwasher vs rinsing stuff before it goes in the dishwasher)

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    I have a phobia concerning wellingtons.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Big toenails are sore, time to chop the claws again

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    Should stop checking my sales post.No,not here.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    ^ Where then?

  7. #57

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    Just finished making chilli jam... first attempt, hoping all will be well :P

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I've got two scars on my bawbag, as they say around these (private) parts :wink: :wink: :wink:
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Does anyone actually watch 'Midsomer Murders' FFS

  10. #60

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    Do I fit the seats and door cards, or just seats only?

    R
    Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I did have a fried egg sarnie for lunch and it was good :)

  12. #62

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    I've bought new valve caps for my new car even though I don't take delivery for another 7ish weeks.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Should I drink a can of coca cola now or in about an hour?

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    Iv just got knocked out of the ipops $500k gtd event,ran aces into a set. :cry:
    I dont feel very happy at all.

  15. #65

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    Washing up now or continue to browse TZ and washing up later?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    On average, if only one person in a thousand loses a quid down the sofa every year, that's about £60,000 lost down the nation's sofas...

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I get a cramp like feeling in the arch of my foot when I rest it on the edge of a stool while surfing the net - oh well
    Gray

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    That Justin Bieber needs a slap.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    CAR CLAMPERS ARE WANKERS!!!!!!!

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Can I tear myself away from the log fire to go for a p!ss ?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by dizz
    CAR CLAMPERS ARE WANKERS!!!!!!!
    +1 £95 at meadowhall last week :twisted: just bought a bargain t shirt then had to pay them fu....s .

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neely8
    Me and the wife are splitting up, and today we went round the house deciding who gets what.
    That really sucks, feelin for ya man!

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    has SHMBO put any anti freeze into her car?

  24. #74

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    Its still raining

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I think Alex may be cheating at online scrabble. :evil: :roll:

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnsey66
    That Justin Bieber needs a slap.
    Oh, I didn't see you in the kinky department... But to each their own, it's not ours to judge...

    :D

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Beyoncé could feasibly suck the chrome off a car bumper :drunken:

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    Quote Originally Posted by cad monkey
    has SHMBO put any anti freeze into her car?
    Ooh well reminded. Mine is empty and need to get some extra strength in for the forthcoming snowpocalypse. Don't want any blown washer motor fuses this year!

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Saffron Burrows would definitely get it.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I've misplaced a sock

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    I found a sock :?
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  32. #82

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    I am the only person in the office. Something's going on and nobody's told me.
    I'm also irrationally concerned about my socks.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by darrenw
    Can I tear myself away from the log fire to go for a p!ss ?
    Amen to that, I really need to drop a log but cant be bothered to get off my chair....

  34. #84

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    Lunch in 5 mins :)

  35. #85

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    has got one warm ear and one cold ear!!!!

  36. #86

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    Despite my workload, I'm not going to attempt to achieve anything productive at work today. But I may buy a penknife. From France

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by notenoughwrists
    Despite my workload, I'm not going to attempt to achieve anything productive at work today. But I may buy a penknife. From France
    Leave your jacket on the back of your chair - they may not notice you've gone :)

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    This little lunatic is keeping me sane.



    Introducing Millie, my elderly mother-in-laws dog that I take for a walk for a couple of hours a day whilst I'm looking for work. Great at helping me keep things in perspective and brightens my day up no end.

    Cheers,
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Tempting.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    Tempting.
    Foodstuff? Watch? Human being? Other?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    That crow I've just flicked was that big, I may just trip over it tomorrow.

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Not a big fan of raisins

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Gary Neville is too ugly for TV

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    The random disclosure thread.

    If the joyous are full of joy, what are the pious full of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelig
    If the joyous are full of joy, what are the pious full of?

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    Poy ?

  47. #97

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    mackem bait too subtle

  48. #98

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    I'd like Pollyanna Woodward for Christmas.
    Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by waynertron
    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    Tempting.
    Foodstuff? Watch? Human being? Other?
    Eddies everest.
    I gave in :D

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Why does Donald Duck not wear pants?

    He obviously know's what clothes are as he wears a top and a jaunty little hat!!! So why no trousers or shorts is he a perv?

    or just very poor as I noticed Micky Mouse wears the other half of the outfit, he has the shorts, gloves and shoes


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