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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamdring View Post
    I won't point out that detergent is low-suds, for just such a reason. I suppose you've guessed that now.
    I actually did think and know about that but thought how many bubbles would a few squeezes of Fairy Platinum produce? Enough to produce a sud mound the same size as the washing machine it seems is the answer

    At one point I thought I had produced a new life form


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    When I first took my wife to the US (I had spent a few years in NYC, she had never crossed the pond) we stopped at a hotel where the bath was also a jacuzzi...
    She wanted a bubble bath. She sure got one
    I will always remember how horrified she looked when she realised the extent of the white monster she had created.
    It took us 3 hours to clean... I don’t think I’ve laughed so much since.
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    My current favourite buzzword bingo gambit involves inserting the acronym for a German quango, GIZ, as often as possible but pronouncing it as jizz. I notice that everybody else spells out the initials and once I get bored with my version I think I'll switch to spelling them out in German - Gay Eee Tsett.
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    I don't understand the attraction of cabriolets/convertibles. At all. Why would you want to breath in all the crap that is in the air and endure the outside noise, when you can sit in a nice enclosed air-conditioned & air-filtered cabin with a glass roof?

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    Finally submitted my Chartership application today - it's only taken me 6 years to fill in the forms......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris W View Post
    Finally submitted my Chartership application today - it's only taken me 6 years to fill in the forms......

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    Reminds me that I still haven't filled the Breitling Emergency ownership-change form from four years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ares View Post
    I don't understand the attraction of cabriolets/convertibles. At all. Why would you want to breath in all the crap that is in the air and endure the outside noise, when you can sit in a nice enclosed air-conditioned & air-filtered cabin with a glass roof?
    You forgot to mention that it also messes the hear up. On the upside, there is nothing more hilarious than a huge birds sh1t exploding on the windscreen and showering your mates on the backseat or being stuck in the traffic behind a fully loaded refuse collection truck while ferrying your date..
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    It turns out that it’s possible to make a half decent job of trimming a beard using a pair of tin snips.

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    Bought my first new phone ever 2 weeks ago (all the rest have been 2nd hand, mostly Sales Corner iphones!) - iPhone X
    Bought a case (an Apple one, leather. lovely) and a £35 flexi glass super screen protector. Never normally bother with either.

    Managed to totally break the screen on Saturday night, and chip the edge of the glass-edged phone - no idea how. Didn't do much damage to the protector or case though....

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    Ive got a craving for a chicken and mushroom pot noodle.

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    I can touch my nose with my tongue, always assumed I had a long tongue, wife reckons I have a big nose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Curta View Post
    It turns out that it’s possible to make a half decent job of trimming a beard using a pair of tin snips.
    We'll be the judge of that. Pictures.

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    I’ve just come across Cleo Rocos. My, she’s become very grand in her old age.
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    There's an image I'm not going to be able to shake off in a hurry.

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    I once shat myself walking home from the local Indian restaurant. Tried running but lost it 10 yards from my front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    I’ve just come acrossCleo Rocos. My, she’s become very grand in her old age.
    Fnarr, Fnarr.

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Curta View Post
    There's an image I'm not going to be able to shake off in a hurry.
    Steady on; otherwise it would have made it to the Reasons to be Cheerful thread.

    (Congratulations on sneaking in the Brent phone reference BTW)
    Last edited by Carlton-Browne; 2nd November 2018 at 08:19.
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    Once accidently brushed my teeth with haemorrhoid cream - made my gums recede

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Curta View Post
    There's an image; I'm not going to be able to shake off in a hurry.
    FTFY



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    I'm pleased to announce I'm currently not dead. I survived a bout of urosepsis, for which I was admitted on Wednesday and released today, having been given a lot of some of the strongest antibiotics available. Weak a kitten but home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamdring View Post
    I'm pleased to announce I'm currently not dead. I survived a bout of urosepsis, for which I was admitted on Wednesday and released today, having been given a lot of some of the strongest antibiotics available. Weak a kitten but home.

    Good news! (The former, not the latter.) Rest up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamdring View Post
    I'm pleased to announce I'm currently not dead. I survived a bout of urosepsis, for which I was admitted on Wednesday and released today, having been given a lot of some of the strongest antibiotics available. Weak a kitten but home.
    Wishing for a speedy recovery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamdring View Post
    I'm pleased to announce I'm currently not dead. I survived a bout of urosepsis, for which I was admitted on Wednesday and released today, having been given a lot of some of the strongest antibiotics available. Weak a kitten but home.
    Good news always welcomed 🤗 chance to wear a heavy weight diver/bracelet on each wrist to get some gentle exercise

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    One shouldn’t underestimate the comic value of a waitress with a plate of hot food in the canteen of the French embassy calling out for soixante-neuf. Here indignant response when somebody suggested they were hoping for a soixante-dix-Neuf was even funnier.
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    I managed to inadvertently tip over a tub of tooth powder this morning; it looks like we've had Michael Gove in our bathroom overnight!

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    I've just made a post that is broadly supportive of a watch brand I dislike intensely.

    Must be the cold weather!
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    I quite like some lagers.
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    Neil from the Young Ones is making his University Challenge comeback right now.

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