Whatever happens to be crossing your tiny mind.. Post it here.. Keep it random though. :)
I have a sock seam that's really getting on my wick just now.
Whatever happens to be crossing your tiny mind.. Post it here.. Keep it random though. :)
I have a sock seam that's really getting on my wick just now.
Infection in my arm stopping me from sleeping tonight :-(
This is post 250
Feck it, I am going to dye my hair blue
im getting a cold.
My colleague has just taken the last piece of toast and I'm feckin starving!
my getting a cold has turned into "ive got manflu and im going to sniffle and whine incessantly like a grumpy baby"
5h on a train SW to NE.
Would be nice to let the train take the strain... if I didn't have a report to do - still, it could be worse - I could be driving 5h & still have a report to do at the end!
Note to self ...
- do not watch movies on iPad
- do NOT watch movies on iPad
- DO NOT watch movies on iPad
;)
z
Last edited by zelig; 30th July 2012 at 06:56.
Kidney scan at the Northern General today.
8 hr drive to the factory in New York....ugh.
Blimey I'm tired this morning.
Dave E
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
Car passed by, read his plate, it was "SC" and I thought about Sales Corner at the TZ-UK
All well I hope?Originally Posted by Glamdring
Thanks for asking, yes.
I did go for a routine Bipap (breathing machine for sleep apnea) which I thought was going to be routine only to find I may end up needing oxygen at night, which I'm unhappy about, as you might imagine.
I get married on Saturday, so this time next week I will be on honeymoon.
I am stressed out and to be honest little worried, but overall looking forward to it, also happy I will now be allowed to wear my "wedding" watch in regular rotation.
Was dreading coming to London today.
Strangely quiet for my walk from Paddington to PO tower.
z
I wish those people that "make clothes" wouldn't increase the arm length for "tall" fittings.
We are tall - not simian.
B
Just stood outside work to watch some of the cyclists go past.
Knew they'd be fast, butthat was ridiculous
Thank God for pyttipanna.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Now that is one of my favoutite dishes.
I think we should be the judge of that... Jpeg?
M5 is quiet at 4 am.
Birmingham airport not so quiet at 5am.
Dithering holidaymakers with single digit IQ.
Any liquids in your hand luggage?
No.
What's this then? Go back through.
Oh, where did input my passport?
Etc.
I need my 1st coffee of the day.
z
That gets me every time. 5 minutes in the queue, then its their turn and they prepared nothing: start emptying their pockets, mess around with jacket and belt, find out they forgot a bag for their liquids and finally start a discussion about their bottled water. Grrrhhhhh, grow up.
...and now I wish I hadn't.
Currently watching celebrity big brother's bit on the side... Emma Willis, nice!
Its my last day in my old job today - very strange feeling
I had that at George Best Airport a month or so ago, was treated like i'd passed a bomb through the machine when they put me to one side, then asked why i hadn't put my olbas oil inhaler stick in a bag, honestly, firstly it's not in liquid form, secondly, it was bought at the bloody airport as i get sinus trouble when flying sometimes, but the way they act you'd think it was a huge security issue.
Security theatre is self-justifying. I.e. One must take one's own job seriously and justify it.
Last edited by markrlondon; 23rd August 2012 at 13:53.
Credit card 'disguise' envelopes -- why are they so easily recognisable?
Last edited by markrlondon; 23rd August 2012 at 13:53.
I need a piss
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
Truer words never spoken
You think that's weird - explain this...
z
Is that real! Brilliant, we should start a random picture thread. With captions for implausible explanation.
You think that's weird - explain this...
z
Stuff left on top of car, car driven off, trail of occasional debris results.You think that's weird - explain this...
z
Seen it done.
Worse still, I've done it!
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
May be about to do something which will either make or destroy my entire life...
And will you keep us informed?.............
Good call
Random picture thread started in digital photography
http://forum.tz-uk.com/showpost.php?p=2413708
This one is real - struck me as VERY random whilst out snapping pics in Copenhagen.
I did think a caption competition would be fun :)
z
Last edited by zelig; 29th August 2012 at 10:05.
Why do all Manchester hotels only have 2 lifts? In order for lift management software to be able to do anything clever, in terms of pre-positioning, you need at least 3 from what I understand.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Presumably they do without lift mangement software. ;-)
Off to a band later, fat tits and tats, not sure it'll be my cup of tea
Just discovered Isklar sparkling water........... fantastic.
Delicious
z
Last edited by zelig; 10th September 2012 at 17:41.
The still version is my absolute favourite .... Getting hard to find now.....
Cheers..
Jase
In Germany it would appear the 'form' is to bang the table with one hand after the presenter has finished.
It feels a bit odd to me - I'd rather clap, but don't want to be the odd one out. :)
z
Hopefully I am the only TZUK forum member to have drunk his own piss.
Anyone else care to confess?
In true Spinal Tap mode, drinking someone else's doesn't count.
You are Bear Grylls and I claim my £10.
Regarding pee drinking, can you still use the 5 second rule if you drop it on the ground?
Thank God - I knew I wouldn't be the only one.
Actually it was Ross Salmon. Anyone remember him?
I never knew the Royal Automobile Club in Pall Mall had its' own post office.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
This forum is a constant source of amazement to me
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